Diet Rite Cola

I once knew this guy from Malibu... He was like a Greek God only from Des Moines... He had muscles on his muscles... Dave the wave... One day he was standing on the board... And I was standing on the beach... And he fell off the board... And I fell for him... Dave the wave...He drank Diet Rite Cola...He didn’t need Diet Rite Cola....He didn’t need diet anything...He just liked it...