Alexander Lumber

Bill: Ahh man, split another board

Earl: Bill where'd you get this lumber from?

Bill: The discount lumber yard.

Earl: Well go figure. I wouldn't use this wood to build a dog house. Bill, our reputation is on the line. You know what I suggest you do?

Bill: Build a bonfire?

Earl: Well yeah, that's a start. But you need to go to Alexander Lumber. Quality lumber is their business, and our business depends on it.

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