At a busy NYC Restaurant

"Yes waiter, could you tell me if the vegetables are autochthonous?"
"Autochthonous vegetables, just a moment sir."
"Hey Harry, is the endive autochthonous?"
"That's right Jim, 100% autochthonous on the endive"
"Why yes, they are autochthonous"
"I always buy autochthonous products when I can"