The Voice Over Practice Script Library

Tonight, Hillary Clinton. She’s got strong views on raising children. What about her own image? Hillary Clinton on 20/20 this Friday.

Martha Stewart. Love her? Hate her? Either way you’ll finally hear from her. Martha Stewart in her only interview speaks exclusively to Barbara Walters. Tonight on 20/20. 10 PM / 9 central.

They can attack him. They can judge him. But they can never break him. The nation is under seige, and now Jack Bauer is on his own. The season premier of 24 begins now. Viewer discretion is advised.

They’re kids committing awful crimes...Are they homicidal monsters...Or are they abused minors. Do they need us to get tough, or get treatment? American Justice, Wednesday on Channel 12.

Be it endless fascination with the Bible, or chilling tales of Gothic horror, man has been compelled by the wonders of the unknown since the beginning of time. From the possible existence of Big Foot to the grips of a mummy’s curse. Uncover the truth behind “Ancient Mysteries” tonight on Channel 4...NBC.

Every airline has a story. Airline Premiers Monday. Only on A&E.

"Three happy wives. They vowed to be faithful. But one is more likely to cheat. Is it the first-time mom, the model, or the housewife? Cast your vote online at ABCnews.com. What you learn may save your marriage!

April’s jammin’ and ABC’s got the stuff…with “special” episodes of all your favorite series. Like Coach, Roseanne, and Home Improvement. Plus a great line up of all your favorite blockbuster movies. All right here on ABC.

Secrets of the Dead "Amazon Warrior Women" [pbs documentary preview / promo] (read the first part like it is part of the documentary? or the more-promo bit at the end?) Stories of beautiful, bloodthirsty female warrior women thundering across arid battlefields have been told, re-told and speculated about for thousands of years. Greek myths are filled with tales of the Amazons and their exploits. Amazon warriors fought and died in the Trojan War. Homer and Hippocrates speculated over or wrote of these fierce fighting women. Herodotus believed they may have occupied the sweeping steppes of Southern Russia. But are they real or myth? SECRETS OF THE DEAD "Amazon Warrior Women," airing on PBS Wednesday, August 4, 2004, investigates whether any of these long-dead women actually are the mythical Amazons of Greek legend. Investigators follow a trail of artifacts to the remotest region of modern Russia to find out if forensic experts can use DNA to locate the descendants of these famous - and infamous - warrior women.

Go back to high school without really going back to high school. Back to school movie marathon Sunday August 29th.

Tomorrow at 8 Animal Planet brings 12 animal experts through the most grueling job interview on the planet to see if they have the knowledge, the courage, and onscreen personality to win a killer prize: their own television show. Jeff Corwin hosts, King of the Jungle: The Rumble Continues. Tomorrow at 8, only on Animal Planet.

A shattered romance. A scandalous lawsuit. A savage murder. A suspenseful new case for Victorian detective William Monk. Presenting Anne Perry’s latest murder mystery, “A Breach of Promise.” Kirkus Reviews calls it, “A banquet for history buffs.” Critic Kay Hellman says, “Perry’s Victorian England pulsates with life and...wonderfully memorable characters.” Read “A Breach of Promise,” in hardcover now.

Yoko Ono and the Las Olas Art Center and Big 105.9 Miami's Classic Rock present, "Instant Karma" the artwork of John Lennon. Featuring rare original drawings from 1965-1980. January 28th, 29th, and 30th at the Las Olas Art Center. 600 Southeast Second Court. For show info and directions call: 954-463-8863. A suggested $2 donation will benefit The Florida Hurricane Relief Fund. Instant Karma. Help Florida rise and rebuild.

An insightful and inspiring collection of interviews with ten women authors, I Gotta Crow, explores and celebrates the voice of the woman writer with grace and wisdom.

There was a time when the world asked ordinary men to do extraordinary things. Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg present, Band of Brothers.

There was a time when the world asked ordinary men to do extraordinary things. Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg present, Band of Brothers.

There was a time when the world asked ordinary men to do extraordinary things. Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg present, Band of Brothers.

There was a time when the world asked ordinary men to do extraordinary things. Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg present, Band of Brothers.

Sunday...The Duke Blue Devils continue their ACC Basketball season against the Maryland Terps. Sunday...ACC basketball...on CBS.

The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle remains… Why do more ships and planes vanish in the Bermuda Triangle -- without a trace -- than anywhere -- else on earth? Pilot error, water spouts, riptides, -- all plausible explanations, but what is the real truth? The Discovery Channel presents . . . the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle.

In 1995 it was OJ Simpson. In 1996, Bill Gates. In 1997, Princess Diana. In 1998 it was Bill Clinton. In 1999, who will be A&E’s Biography of the year? Find out December 13 at 8 Pacific, 9 Eastern, on A&E.

In 1995 it was OJ Simpson. In 1996, Bill Gates. In 1997, Princess Diana. In 1998 it was Bill Clinton. In 1999, who will be A&E’s Biography of the year? Find out December 13 at 8 Pacific, 9 Eastern, on A&E.

In 1995 it was OJ Simpson. In 1996, Bill Gates. In 1997, Princess Diana. In 1998 it was Bill Clinton. In 1999, who will be A&E’s Biography of the year? Find out December 13 at 8 Pacific, 9 Eastern, on A&E.

In 1995 it was OJ Simpson. In 1996, Bill Gates. In 1997, Princess Diana. In 1998 it was Bill Clinton. In 1999, who will be A&E’s Biography of the year? Find out December 13 at 8 Pacific, 9 Eastern, on A&E.

A man who believed in the mysteries of his faith. A people who believed in the magic of the earth. In a world of savage beauty. And a time of discovery. They met, and shared an extraordinary adventure. A test of courage, and a triumph of the will. From Bruce Beresford, comes an epic story of the heart... and spirit. BLACK ROBE.

1977...Superbowl Sunday!!! Tens of thousands of cheering fans come to watch the game- when the should be watching the sky. An Israeli counter-terrorist expert uncovers a war veteran's deadly plot- to fly a blimp into the Superdome, containing Thousands of deadly, pin-sized darts. From Thomas Harris, author of "The Silence of the Lambs", and director John Frankenheimer comes BLACK SUNDAY!!! Robert Shaw... Bruce Dern... Marthe Keller... BLACK SUNDAY!!! See it before you go to the game! RATED R

Get the inside story of women who all shared a common bond. James Bond. Bond Girls are Forever. An AMC Original Special. Wednesday, November 6th at 8 pm.

Over ten million people play football in Brazil...
More than a game; a show..
More than business; an art form
A nation united by a passion that reaches beyond the borders of sport. The greatest symbol of national identity, football blends into politics, economics, culture, society.

You have not experienced Broadway until you experience Showboat at the Gershwin Theatre. The two-time Grammy-award winning duo of Oscar Hammerstein III and Richard Rodgers once again show why they have no peers as Broadway’s leading musical geniuses. Marvel at the Showboat stage which takes you back to yesterday on the Mississippi River. And cherish the excitement of a live Broadway musical like you have never seen it before. Don’t wait any longer. Experience SHOWBOAT at the Gershwin Theatre and experience BROADWAY at its finest.

Where does once-in-a-lifetime happen all of the time? At a place just east of unexpected and north of unbelievable. And now, make more of your visit with a Busch Gardens 2-day ticket. Enjoy 2 days of fun, plus a bonus 3rd day! Explore the worlds of Busch Gardens Europe. Make a connection in a whole new direction.

Next on Cartoon Network: more of the Scooby Doo marathon! Hey, Scooby! Save a Scooby-snack for me!

Three happy wives. They vowed to be faithful. But one is more likely to cheat. Is it the first-time mom, the model, or the housewife? Cast your vote online at ABCnews.com. What you learn may save your marriage!

Last time we looked, there were over 300 television channels already out there. And that’s plenty. But the way we look at it, Channel 1 is a “channel” in name only. Because your average TV channel can’t give you an abs workout at exactly 7:42AM. Or become an instant Karaoke machine if your friends drop by. Or let you watch hundreds of free movies whenever you want. Yes, this is a channel like no other. This is your On Demand channel from Comcast Digital Cable. And maybe you don’t need it. But you’ll really, really want it.

Everyone said she'd make a wonderful mother and now they say she's killed her baby. How could this have happened?For many new mothers, changes in their hormonal balance may cause mild depression after giving birth, but tonight on eyewitness news, we talk to mothers whose hormones nearly drove them insane.It's called Postpartum Psychosis, new mothers--find out how to protect yourself and your baby tonight at ten on Channel Eleven's Eyewitness News.

The next time your in Bean Town drop in and pay us a visit for old times sake.
We get people coming by all the time just because:

Sometimes something unexpected and magical happens like tapping a pencil.

Cheers

Student athletes have to work twice as hard. Which is why we've offered some help. Michelle Kwan and Chevy invite you to enter the R.E.W.A.R.D.S. Scholarship Program. Morning classes. Afternoon practice. And the occasional all night study session. When you're balancing athletics with academics, it's tough to keep your winning edge. Which is why Michelle and Chevrolet are happy to offer up to $5,000 toward the cost of your college education. Most varsity sports are eligible - from skating to soccer, from softball to swimming. To apply, just visit chevy.com/rewards or call 1-888-377-5233 for additional information. Chevy - We'll be there.

Christmas on Q1065wichita.com!

The preceding was a paid program. The opinions stated do not express the views of CNBC or its employees.

They're called the 99rs...because their 99 week limit on unemployment has run out. Tonight...what do the jobless do when their safety net is gone? The CNN Newsroom...6 o'clock Eastern only on CNN.

Wife: Hey honey, let’s check out that new partners website you’ve been talking about

Husband: Really?? Are...are you sure?

Wife: Yeah! I know how much you want to, so, what the heck...let’s do it!

Husband: Alright! Let me just pull up the website...

Wife: You already have it book marked?

Husband: Umm... Guilty

Okay, let’s try... Columbus area couple seeks partners to share their...passion. Need a commitment for at least 10 to 20 times a year...

Wife: Sounds good! Do you think we’ll get a response?

Husband: We should! It’s the hottest thing in Columbus...

Announcer: Columbus, are you ready for some fast, hard hitting action? Then check out the Columbus Blue Jackets’ new Personal Seat License Partner Program. We’ll find you a partner who loves the Blue Jackets as much as you do, but doesn’t want to... or can’t commit to... a full season’s worth of games or the full cost of a PSL. To find your partner, visit www.columbusbluejackets.com, or call 1-800-NHL-COLS today. But you better hurry - once these seats are gone, they’re gone for good. The Columbus Blue Jackets. Your team!

Join Comcast and Sprint PCS this weekend on the boardwalk in Ocean City, Maryland for Toyota Pro Beach Volleyball. Toyota has invited some of the best players in the country to compete for over $20,000 in cash and prizes. Comcast and Sprint PCS, present two full days of exciting probeach volleyball and music on the boardwalk in Ocean City. Catch some great volleyball and music all weekend. It's all brought to you free by your local Toyota Dealers, Comcast, Sprint PCS and US Airways.

Judas Priest is back, August 14th at the Giant Center in Hershey. Expierience the drumming thunder of Scott Travis, the looming rythm of basist Ian Hill and the power of KK Dowling and Glenn Tiptons dueling guitars.Combined with the lyrical mastercism of the one and only, Rob Halford. From a griddy smoke filled industrial town in Birmingham England Judas Priest was formed...At that moment..Metal was born. The cinematic stage presence of Judas Priest has entertained millions all over the world, Bang your head to over 4 decades of metal mayhem when Judas Priest takes the stage at the Giant Center,August 14th,to proclaim their legacy as true metal gods.Get your tickets at the Hershey box office by calling 534-3911 thats 534-3911 or on the web at www.giantcenter.com.

Travel television will never be the same again. Conde Nast Traveler Insider’s Guide. The best trip you’ll ever take without leaving home. For more information, visit www.cntraveler.com.

Coming up next on an all new Dawson’s Creek.

The hottest show to hit Vegas is opening soon: Design Star! Season premier’s Sunday July 22nd at 10 on HGTV.

Diana Krall live in concert Friday night July 2nd at PNC Bank Arts Center. The greatest performing artist in the world of jazz today. Diana Krall. Get tickets now at the boxoffice, Ticketmaster by phone or online. Diana Krall live in concert.

There are moments of scientific discovery :
That the earth isn’t flat
That we evolved
That we can go further...

Science is all around us.

How we live....think...feel

PART OF LIFE.

Incredible science programs in breath-taking High Definition.

Science Night Friday on Discovery HD Showcase

Together, the Berman sisters head the Female Sexual Medicine Center at UCLS. Working as a team, they have helped thousands of women to healthier and more satisfying intimacy. Their new series provides an unblushingly frank forum for spirited dialogue and useful information. Real Women. Questions. Answers. Berman & Berman - For Women Only. Weeknights 10PM. Premiering April 15. Real Life. Medicine. Miracles. The new 24/7 Health Channel from the people who bring you the Discovery Channel.

Get expert advice to keep your little ones healthy. On Kids Healthworks. And later, it's parenting basics on American Baby. Today on Discovery Health Channel.

No more school books. No more exams. This is where the real test is taken. Decisions are the difference between life and death. Do you have what it takes? Do they? Find out on The Residents. Sunday at 10. Only on Discovery Health Channel.

Throughout history, man has marveled at the vast complexity of the universe. Without a single unified voice humanity has been left searching for answers to the unknown. Now, one man has the power to change that and to spread his voice across the earth for all of mankind to hear. One man. Me.

While Titanic is the most infamous of all ship disasters, the fate of her sister ships, Olympic and Britannic, were similarly tragic. From the beginning, the histories of these three ill-fated liners were joined by a series of mysterious coincidences. Were these gems of the White Star Line jinxed? Join us for “Doomed Ships of the Titanic.” on the History Channel.

Have you listened lately to Easy 99.5? Easy 99.5 is the only station that plays today’s soft hits without the hard stuff ... Whitney Houston, Elton John, Amy Grant ... Easy 99.5 plays today’s soft hits ... Turn on Easy 99.5 and find out what you’re missing. You’re gonna love it!

NBC Thursday. An episode of television that will make you believe- in miracles. An all new Christmas hour. An all new ER. NBC Thursday.

Sports Center is a presentation of ESPN, the worldwide leader in sports. For more log on to ESPN.com.

It’s West Virginia’s richest night of racing. The over 300 thousand dollar West Virginia Breeders Classics. On Friday, September 8th! At the Charlestown Races. With 9 existing racing events. The feature race is the $125,000 Jim Beam Breeders Classic. Shown live on ESPN at 8:30 PM. Thrill to 5 other big purse races! The $35,000 Schweppes Breeders Classic...The $25,000 Budweiser...And, three additional open stake races...for $15,000 each! All this, at the Charlestown Races. On Friday night, September 8th. Post time....7:15.

Get ready for Major League Baseball on ESPN! Opening Day coverage begins on Monday, April 1st, at 1:05 -- the defending American League Champion Cleveland Indians host Wade Boggs and the New York Yankees. The best of MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL coverage -- only on ESPN.

College Football Saturday on ESPN 2. That's Syracuse and Tennessee at 4:00, Marshall - Florida at 7:15. College Football Saturday on ESPN 2.

ESPN's High Definition aerial coverage provided by Good Year. Get there.

ESPN's College Football primetime... Brought to you by the 2011 Chevrolet Cruze... by Samsung: makers of the world's thinnest LED TV... And by Sprint. The NOW Network.

Order ESPN GamePlan college football pay-per-view package to catch all the teams you love to see….and the ones you love to see beaten. More than 100 additional games per season. The most competitive conferences in football. Because college rivalries never die….they just grow more intense. Order now. Call your local cable company, DIRECTV at 1-800-DIRECTV, or DISH NETWORK at 1-800-333-DISH.

College football in High Definition... Presented by Vizio.

Joe Paterno's Penn State Nittany Lions take on Bobbie Bowden's Florida State Seminoles. College football Saturday, on ESPN.

Tonight on Eyewitness news at 11, a new diet supplement claims it will stop a cold before it starts but that’s not the only way to stay healthy, stop the sniffles, tonight at 11 on KYW 3.

Wednesday on Forensic Files. How investigators use viral genetic research to solve a baffling mystery. Was it a case of promiscuity? or a deliberate act by her lover? Follow the clues on Forensic Files. Premieres Wednesday at ? pm. Only on Court TV.

Friday on Forensic Files. Follow Chicago’s finest detectives on their search for the latest night-creeping serial stalker. Premiers Friday at 9 p.m. Only on Court TV.

Earn thousands a week without leaving home, sound too good to be true? Wait till you see what we uncovered, Fox 5 Problem Solvers tonight on Fox 5 news at 10.

Buckle your couch belts. This weekend FOX 54 takes you for a ride! Saturday night at 8, get on a Harley or get out of the way when Mel Gibson takes to the open highway in MAD MAX. A biker gang terrorizes innocent pedestrians. MAD MAX is gonna put the pedal to the metal and blow the bikers right off the asphalt! Then at 10, Charles Bronson is back...cracking down on crack in DEATH WISH 4: THE CRACKDOWN. Mr. Vigilante goes after the dopes who deal drugs. The deal is...he does it his way. Bronson takes the war against drugs personally. All right here on FOX 54.

This is GDTV World!

Tonight, back to back Master’s highlights featuring Seve Ballesteros. At 9 see Seve win his first green jacket in 1980. And at 9:30 he earns his second in 1983. Tonight. Only on the Golf Channel.

Tomorrow on Good Morning America, Charlie Gibson talks with Keanu Reeves about The Matrix II: Reloaded, and Diane Sawyer introduces you to a Wisconsin mom who has launched an eight city cross-country bus tour to find her three year old son.

"Gothika". Buy it Tuesday on DVD. Critics are calling Gothika a sleek, fast, nightmare thriller... "It's a total scream". "Gothika". Buy it Tuesday on DVD.

THIS...is a marathon runner’s dream. THE GRANDE MARATHON L.A. ... beginning what will become a tradition of excellence and perseverance ... a race that will test the limits of human strength and endurance ... THE GRANDE MARATHON L.A. starts at the L.A. COLISEUM and ends at the ocean’s edge, the pier at Santa Monica. THE GRANDE MARATHON L.A. ... Be there for the excitement, Monday, May 15. THE GRANDE MARATHON LA ... the marathon of a lifetime!

Grumpier Old Men is the funniest movie of the year. Better, funnier, even grumpier than the original. Delirious, fun, and even screwball zany. Grumpier Old Men. Rated PG-13. Now playing at a theater near you.

Guilty By Association. Academy Award Nominee Morgan Freeman sizzles in this summer's hottest crime-thriller. On DVD and video July 22nd. (Rated R.)

New York Magazine presents Dan’s Papers 24th Annual Potato Hampton Minithon – a 10K to benefit the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join us as we get Memorial Day weekend off to a running start with a race through the potato fields of Bridgehampton. It begins at 9:30 am from the Presbyterian Church of Bridgehampton on Main Street (Rte. 27) on Saturday, May 25th.

Harlequin Books turns up the heat with Blaze…a scorching new series available at your favorite store. Get your hands all over one soon. Can’t wait? Get a sneak preview right now at www.TryBlaze.com

Once there was a schoolhouse, but it became run down, neglected. Then, HGTV’s “Restore America” helped make it a home – my home. HGTV made it our home. Visit HGTV.com/restoreAmerica, to help with projects in your area. HGTV’s “Restore America”. Supported by Val-Spar paint.

One Room in desperate need of a makeover. Three possible solutions. Which would you choose? Designer's Challenge. Coming up Next. Only on HGTV. (Background: Faint pleasant music; not a show's "theme" song although I have the beginning of the show taped.)

Up next. Mission Organization. Time to take on some big city clutter. Then at 10, Curb Appeal. Tonight only on Home and Garden Television. (Background: Faint pleasant music; not a show's "theme" song, although I have the beginning of this show taped)

A place for everything and everything in its place. Watch Mission Organization Mondays at 9 on HGTV. (Background: Faint pleasant music; not a show's "theme" song, although I have the beginning of this show taped.)

If you lived before our time, who would you be?
Would you fight your brother for the rights of another? Who would you be?
Would you find new dreams or create wonders?
What if you could choose from a 1,000 yesterdays; a 1,000 lives, when the past was today and the new took your breath away.
Who would you be? What would you feel? How would you live? Who would you love?
Remembering every generation before us;
Remembering for generations to come.
The History Channel. Where the past comes alive.

It’s the 45th Annual Washington Home & Garden Show. Thursday March 17th to Sunday, March 20th. Find everything from the front door to the backyard – kitchens, baths, windows, patios, pools, spas and much more…..everything you need to build or remodel your dream home! Over 700 exhibits, millions of ideas and free advice from experts! It’s a once-a-year extravaganza….. The 45th Annual Washington Home & Garden Show – at the NEW Washington Convention Center…….for more information, call 202-249-3400 or visit www.washingtonhomeandgardenshow.com.

When machines start driving machines we'll consider a change.
Computers can measure performance. But computers can't feel. They don't have a pulse.
Which is why Infiniti has a Master Driver, recognized by the Ministry of Japan for his extraordinary skill.
His sole job is to provide engineers with human feedback.
Emotional feedback.
One drive in a G Sedan, Coupe, Convertible, or the new G25 Sedan, and you'll instantly feel the exhilarating difference he makes.
This is inspired performance.
This is the way of Infiniti.

Smell the excitement in the air. Hear the roar of the crowd. See the city cheer you on. Feel your heart beat. Can you touch the finish line? See yourself crossing it? Can you taste victory? Can you feel your legs anymore? All your senses are awake and in overdrive, on overload. This is the ING New York City Marathon. November 2nd starting at 9 only on NBC 4; Love it.

Women of all ages are doing it – Jazzercise! And what better way to kick off the new year with the Ladie’s Home Journal’s sponsored Jazzerthon this Saturday at Chelsea Piers beginning at 8am!

A vainglorious king unwisely divides his kingdom between his two fawning older daughters and banishes his third daughter whose true love for him is veiled by modesty. So begins Shakespeare's tragedy of vanity, evil, and anguish. Sir Jonathan Miller directs Christopher Plummer as Lear. Playing at the Vivian Beaumont Theater call 212 239 6200 for ticket information.

We now return to "Deadly Matrimony" on Lifetime.

The Division...Lifetime's Hit Series At nine tomorrow night only on Lifetime Television for women.

Lifetime Movie Network has more of what you love. More of your favorite movies and your favorite stars all day, all night, and all the time! Lifetime Movie Network, the only all-movie network for women! Your favorite stars, your favorite movies, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Lifetime Movie Network, your movie's on!

Up front and outspoken. Lifetime's Intimate Portraits: Estelle Getty tomorrow at seven, only on Lifetime.

At 9 tonight on The Division. A husband viciously attacked by his own dog. Now these detectives must decide, did someone set a deadly trap? The Division. At 9 tonight. Only on Lifetime. (Background: Insert clips from show)

Dr. Claire Parker has a prescription for danger! Dr. Parker will do whatever it takes to protect her child, but her best might not be good enough in this twisted psychological thrill ride. Between Truth And Lies starring Mariel Hemingway A Lifetime Original Movie

Hold on to your popcorn! March is Mad about Movies Month on Lifetime, so get ready for four new movies each week. Tonights flick: "This Boy's Life", starring Leonardo DiCaprio @ 9:00 PM ET, only on Lifetime, television for women.

Thought you knew everything about The Lion King? You don't know the half of it! Hilarity reigns in the all-new motion picture starring Timon and Pumbaa! Find out why some of the greatest moments in The Lion King look a little different when they tell the story. On Disney DVD and Video February 10. The Lion King 1 1/2.

His heart belonged to his mother. His mind belonged to the world. But all he wanted...was to belong. Academy Award Winner Jodie Foster stars in, and directs a new film, the one TIME MAGAZINE calls an audacious winner! Wonderful performances, wonderful acting, wonderful story...raves Gene Shallot of TODAY. This is one of the most charming films of the decade. Jodie Foster...Diane Weist...LITTLE MAN TATE....now playing at all theaters.

In three days the journey continues. The Lord of the Rings. Two Towers.

Our worst fears have come to pass.
The one ring has revealed itself.
And as the fellowship prepares
it’s perilous journey to Mount Doom.
The shadow of Sauron stretches forth to reclaim it.
In ages long past,
The Witch King gathered his dark army in Angmar.
Once again he calls a vast horde from the depths of
Kandoom, to march upon the lands of middle earth
and lay them to waste.
Aragorn and I had hoped the rangers alone
could hold back the Witch King’s advance
and that Angmar’s strength had not grown too great.

We were wrong.

You must unite the free peoples of Ariador
and inspire them to stand against Sauron.
For if you do not oppose the army of Angmar
Then all the lands of middle earth will fall,
Forever,
Into darkness and shadow
War is at hand
The time is NOW.

From the makers of Four Weddings and a Funeral, Bridget Jones’s Diary and Notting Hill. The ultimate romantic comedy. Love Actually. Very romantic. Very Comedy. In theatres on November 7th. Love Actually.

Not getting any at home? Tune in tonight to Love Line and get all you can handle and then some. Weekdays at 11:00 on WJFK.

MSNBC on the internet. It’s your link to world and business news, national sports, weather and much more. So when you really want to know, log onto MSNBC at NewsChannel 4.com.

Tomorrow on Mysterious Ways: Decklin is haunted by an old friend. Is this a ghost from Decklin's past? Or a warning from the future? An amazing Mysterious Ways, tomorrow at 9, 8 central on PAX TV.

Doing Meaningful work is important to you. In the Naval Reserve, you can proudly serve your country as you help advance your career and enhance your life. In exchange for a part-time commitment, you will receive numerous benefits, opportunities, and challenges. To learn more, visit us on the web at www.navalreserve.com or give us a call at 1-800-USA-USNR. You will do something more. Naval Reserve – Stay Strong.

Kicking butt is mandatory. Taking names is optional. Choose a career where honor, courage and sheer intimidation are part of the job description. Check out the Life Accelerator™ at navy.com or call 1-800-USA-NAVY. Navy – Accelerate your life.

Why should you consider getting an education in the Navy? This is one of your classrooms. Navy. Accelerate your life.

Sunday...The Rockets continue their title defense against the Sonics. A Sunday blockbuster triple header. The NBA Playoffs...this weekend...on NBC.

Every week we watch Men Behaving Badly together. It really helps us to understand each other. And it enables us to communicate on a much deeper level. Right, Hon? Right, Hon? Oh. I’m sorry. You say something? Men Behaving Badly, followed by Ken McCarthy this fall on NBC.

A hometown hero everyone adored. She loved him so much...it hurt. Inspired by a true story that brought an obsessed boyfriend to justice. Candice Cameron...Fred Savage...“No One Would Tell”...NBC Monday.

Thursday, the biggest night on television is back. The Cosby kids are out of control. It’s chaos at the Cosby house. Then...is this the night Whitley finally gets her man? It’s A Different World. Then on Cheers, yuppies take over the bar. It’s the biggest night on television. It’s NBC THURSDAY!

This edition of Today in New York City History is sponsored by New York Presbyterian Hospital, the University Hospitals of Columbia and Cornell. Call 1-877-NYC Well or visit our website at www.nyc.org.

And now...Pittsburgh’s number one place for news and information...ELEVEN ALIVE NEWS AT FIVE, with Russ Howard and Joanne Williams...Maury Davis with sports, Paul Rogers with weather, and the entire CHANNEL ELEVEN News Team...WPXI PITTSBURGH, ELEVEN AT FIVE!

News 7 at 11 gives you the news you want...and the information you need. From rise and shine to overtime...From around the world and here at home. Count on the team of Mike Hambrick, Lori Stokes, Dennis Gennimer’s weather, and Redding on sports. Keeping you informed weeknights. News 7 at 11.

Tonight...on CHANNEL 8 EYEWITNESS NEWS, don’t miss BILL HARRELL’s special report on MEDSCAM...Darlene Johnson will have a look at some of the area’s most romantic weekend getaways. Tom Sargent with a report on TAXES made simple, Larry Phillips with the weather, and the entire CHANNEL 8 EYEWITNESS NEWS TEAM...all right here on KOTV CHANNEL 8...Albuquerque!

Eisenhower was president...bobby sox were the rage...and Elvis Presley was rocking the charts. Channel 9 was there even then. That was then...and this is now! Today, Channel 9 Eyewitness News brings a fast paced world to you every day. In a city where the movers and the shakers call every shot. EYEWITNESS NEWS is right on top of it. CHANNEL 9 EYEWITNESS NEWS...Here for you then, still with you now. WUSA TV...New York. Catch the difference!

The NFL on CBS is sponsored by Cadillac-official vehicle of Super Bowl 38, Dr. Pepper and your Dr. Pepper bottler, and by “Nextel Coast to Coast walky talky”…Nextel…Done.

Kids love to learn, play and explore with new Nick Jr. videos! Available now on VHS and DVD.

Consider the news from a whole new perspective. Journey beyond the headlines to a world of news and knowledge on National Public Radio’s ... All Things Considered. Whether it’s a superpower summit, or an expedition to the top of Mount Everest, we give each story something that’s missing from most news broadcasts ... time. Refreshingly intelligent and insightful, with commentary that challenges and ideas that inspire. Take a journey through today’s news. ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. We think you’ll find the difference ... considerable.

You're watching the Discovery Channel. Up next, sea creatures so foreign, they look like science fiction - on Ocean Mysteries Deep Secrets. And later, Lock Ness and Giant Squid on The "X" Creatures.

They are total opposites... From different worlds... Both driven by something in common: A determination to expose a murderer... And a passion they're finding hard to ignore. From best selling author Phyliss Grant comes ON FIRE. Now in paperback from Mira Books.

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring in secret, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.

This was an attempt at an Opie and Anthony Radio show Promo contest.

Tommy: So Listen to the Opie and Anthony (Phone rings), ah damn..Hello!
Friend: Hey Tommy, What are you doing?
Tommy: I'm Working on that contest for Opie and Anthony.
Friend: Who's Opie and Anthony?
Tommy: Opie and Anthony, the guys on the radio in the morning; they're funny.
Friend: I never heard of them.
Tommy: What do you mean you never heard of them, it' Opie and Anthony on 92.3..
Friend: I'm telling you I never heard of them..
Tommy: Oh Jeez, Those guys that gang banged your moms last week?
Friend: Oh...Them.
Announcer: Opie and Anthony! Gang banging moms across America!
Background voice: 92 3, Free.

Can a man sweep a woman off her flippers? Perfect Proposal. Getting down on bended knee just took on a whole new twist. New Daytime Series. Weekdays 1:30 pm. TLC

There are so many questions about Bosnia that kids and their parents want answers for. Watch the Peter Jennings Family Special together this Saturday at noon, 11 Central and Pacific.

When kids are in charge, a tune-up is free and the trolley is always on time! Take the wheel of a real SEPTA Bus, sail a boat on our river, or climb aboard the John Wanamaker “Rocket Express” and blast off into fun! Move It – an exhibition just for kids at the Please Touch Museum, 210 N. 21st St in Philadelphia.

From the Academy Award winning creator of “The Piano” comes what Newsweek calls a gorgeous, fascinating, and audacious film. The Portrait of a Lady “is truly mesmerizing,” raves Rolling Stone. “Riveting and superbly rendered by director Jane Campion.” ... “A master work,” applauds the Village Voice. “It’s sexy, edgy, and sublimely satisfying. The best film of the year.” The Portrait of a Lady, rated PG-13, now in select theaters everywhere, January 17th.

Thirty minutes of television tips, techniques, tools, and how-to’s for the “total gardener”. Rebecca’s Garden. Check your local television listings.

A Moonstruck inspired comedy (Rolling Stone). Tell a friend and run to see this one (Dish Network). It’s absolutely delightful. Four stars! And Jeffery Lyons Raves, “It’s a guaranteed good time.” RETURN TO ME, rated PG, starts Friday, only in theaters.

Come check out the largest running Honky Tonk in New York. Rodeo. For some real Texas barbeque, and all the fixin's. 375 Third Avenue at 27th street. 212.695.5588. Kitchen open until 2am.

Your parents have told you there's no such thing as monsters. They've said that vampires and werewolves were mere fantasy. In most places in the world they would be right -- except at…Scary School.

Sesame Street is brought to you by a Raisenberg television cooperative agreement from the US Department of Education through the Public Broadcasting Service and by the Cooperation for Public Broadcasting and viewers like you. Thank you.

Seventeen's Queen for the Night sweepstakes! Enter now for a chance to win a custom made dress for your 2003 prom. We’ll fly you to New York City for: a private fitting for your original designer prom dress, a beauty lesson from our makeup artist, a meeting with our stylist to choose your prom-night hair..plus more. Enter now at: www.seventeen.com/queenforthenight.

Tonight, go where no cameras have gone before. Inside America's top secret prison for terrorists. 60 minutes Season Premiere.

From Executive Producer Jerry Bruckheimer. Two families on a mission to destroy each other. Two Lovers caught in the crossfire. Skin…in a battle like this…everything gets exposed. Premieres Monday, October 20 9 PM / 8 Central on FOX.

Smooth Jazz 105.9 FM is the radio station designed for people like you – with busy lives, demanding jobs and not a lot of time to unwind. You can listen to Smooth Jazz 105.9 FM anytime. The day begins with Smooth Jazz, traffic, weather and the latest from ABC News and the WMAL newsroom. Then, weekday mornings at 8:30, we’ll help you stay stress-free at work with the commercial-free music hour, a full hour of commercial-free Smooth Jazz to help smooth out your day and make you feel good! Try Smooth Jazz 105.9 FM. I think you’ll find we are the smoothest place on your radio.

The critics are calling “Snow Falling on Cedars” haunting and beautifully crafted. A visual masterpiece and a heartbreaking love story that transports us to a magical world. Snow Falling on Cedars. 9 PM / 8 Central on NBC Monday.

The critics are calling “Snow Falling on Cedars” haunting and beautifully crafted. A visual masterpiece and a heartbreaking love story that transports us to a magical world. Snow Falling on Cedars. Rated PG-13. Starts Friday everywhere.

Beneath the land of Agonsdale... struggling to survive in the frigid lands and the unforgiving sun. This is where they fight. This is where they die. Where breathtaking beauty just might be your undoing.

Superbowl 45, Packers vs. Steelers, Sunday February 6. Pre-game coverage begins at 2, only on FOX.

Three teams. One Winner. House Rules presented by Lowes. The new reality TV series where reality hits home. Premieres Friday, October 10th at 8 – 7 central on TBS SuperStation.

Every weekday. Get your fix of the 2 best shows on television. Doubled up & Back to Back. Don't miss an hour of Seinfeld followed by Friends. Weekdays, starting at 6:30 Eastern on TBS Superstation.

Take three couples; put them in three houses and the winner takes all, then a TV series where reality hits home. House Rules presented by Lowes premiers tonight at 8 -7 central on TBS SuperStation.

Bob is back. America's favorite bachelor gets a second chance at love. The Bachelor. Special 2 hour season premiere. ABC 9 pm. ABC 7.

It wasn't just any car lot... It was the Car Connection. They have a fine selection of cars, trucks, SUV's and mini vans. Buy sell or trade. Mechanicing, North Carolina emissions inspections, they do it all. Buy here, pay here! (Disclaimer) All prices include finance charges, tax and tag separate , insurance and a valid North Carolina's driver's license required.

Global Golf Adventures brings you destinations from around the world. A behind the scenes look at different clubs and courses. A glimpse into culture, the people and the history. Plus, the best places to go and most fun to be had. It’s a true golf expedition. And the only place to find it is on the Golf Channel’s Global Golf Adventures. Don’t miss our next stop.

Thursday on the Insider – Kathy Lee's biggest interview ever, and you won't believe who it's with!

The Missing, now on DVD. On two discs with special features including the short films of Ron Howard, 3 alternative endings, 11 behind the scenes featurettes, and much more. The Missing-own it today on DVD.

His blood smells like cologne; his hands feel like rich brown suede!
His charm is so contagious; vaccines have been created for it!
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them!
When it’s raining it is because he is thinking about something sad!
Years ago he built a city out of blocks; today over 600,000 people live and work there!
The police often question him just because they find him interesting!
Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appear!
His organ donation card also lists his beard!
He is….the most interesting man in the world!

The master is back! Frederick Forsythe’s best selling novel is now available in paperback. Twenty weeks on the New York Times best seller list. Tom Clancy says: “Forsythe at the top of his game.” Newsweek calls it, “A completely satisfying thriller.” The Daily News simply calls it “a blockbuster!” Frederick Forsythe’s THE NEGOTIATOR ... on Bantam Books and Cassettes.

The Royals are coming to America. Meet the Royals. The new Royal-ity TV. Hosted by Davy Jones. Sundays at 10 / 9 central on A & E.

Scott Calvin returns in "The Santa Clause 2" – and this time, Santa needs to get hitched in a hurry to the perfect Mrs. Santa. His son’s happiness – and Christmas itself – hangs in the balance. Don’t miss “The Santa Clause 2” tonight at 6, right here, on ABC.

The Sports Reporters is produced by: Valerio productions. In association with ESPN, the world wide leader in sports.

A computer, a new wonder drug, your favorite snack or light bulb. What would you put in a time capsule that could be opened in 1000 years? How will you want to be remembered? Look around- is it you’re wedding pictures, your favorite book, or those old jeans? Which treasures will tell the story of how we lived, who we loved, what we overcame? A world premiere event, “The Times Capsule.” Tonight at 9 Eastern, 10 Pacific on The History Channel.

You’ve discovered a portal - into another dimension of space and time…
This is a recurring term from the past; yet unfamiliar…
A curious shade of obscurity… an experience that appears sinister;
Or dangerous because of its uncertainty… unpredictability… or ambiguity.
Schizophrenia isolates the nerves…
Sinking – into the lowest level of the ocean…
to which light can no longer penetrate….
The darkness is ominous; yet inevitable.
Delving - further and further into the abyss… not able to see your own hand, waving in front of your face…
you now realize…. You’ve entered into - the TWILIGHT ZONE………..

They called it the Second Rome. A great city astride Europe and Asia and it's vast empire which would preserve Greco-Roman culture and transmit it to the West when Rome itself lay in barbarian hands. The Byzantine Empire, this time on The Western Tradition.

TLC invites you to a day of I Do's. From deep beneath the sea, to the hills of New Mexico, it's a blast from the past and back to the future as dreams come true. So save the date, because it's not your ordinary wedding, on special back to back episodes of A Wedding Story. Monday starting at 3 on TLC.

This house has undergone some home improvement. They've added 2 feet! It's Baby Week on TLC. The love. The labor. And the lullabies. New babies making their big debut to adoring fans. So, crawl up to your TV and settle in for Baby Week. Beginning March 1st on TLC.

Now on TLC a whole new kind of surprise. Here's how it works...we redo a room while your loved one's away, and then find out how well you really know him. Catch a sneak preview of TLC's new series coming this fall, While You Were Out, next on TLC.

Home is where your heart is or in this case where you park it? Tonight on travel channel presents. At eight (8) Nothing like a relaxing day at the trailer park. Step inside of these mobile mansions. At nine where do the wealthy go to ruff it - the world's richest RV parks naturally. Then at ten these people just love their RVs, maybe a little too much - RV crazy. It all starts tonight at eight - on the Travel Channel.

Dedicated to science. Driven to succeed. Now...the one thing that brought them together...could tear them both apart. Helen Hunt. Bill Paxtson. “Twister”. Rated PG-13. Starts Friday, May 10th at a theater near you.

It’s war -- Hoop Wars. The battle for the National Championship. The Huskies are looking for a trip to the Promised Land. See the Big Dogs try for the Final Four. UConn battles the Red Raiders of Colgate on the front lines Thursday, at noon.

It’s UCONN BASKETBALL like you’ve never seen before, only on Channel 3 -- your home court advantage for Hoop Wars, Thursday at seven.

Train near home… be ready when needed. This is not your everyday job. Call 1800-USA-ARMY or visit goarmyreserve.com.

It’s a sanctuary. Where imagination is law. The border? Pure fantasy. So visit whenever you like. Because this is your journey. We just make the arrangements. US Satellite Broadcasting. You can see everything from here.

Next. Tom Hanks in Director Ron Howard's Apollo 13. Then, Mel Gibson stars in the Academy Award winning epic, Braveheart. Only on USA.

Is pink the new orange? Should I buy a mini or the micro? Question no longer my friends, because All Access: Hot Sexy Now celebrates exactly what the title says - the hot, the sexy, and, most of all, the now. From the catwalk to the sidewalk, this show is your guidebook to the hipster lifestyle - get the 411 on the hottest celebrities, beauty and fashion trends, gizmos and gadgets. No trend will be too hot for this VH1 adventure. So set your Tivo because you will want to re-review All Access: Hot Sexy Now's tips through out the spring. This show has hot written all over it. Only on VH1.

The opening phrase is taken directly from the Book of Revelation and done by Vincent Price for Rock Group Iron Maiden:

"Woe to you O earth and sea for the Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is short"

"Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six"

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He surrendered to passion… He destroyed his own happiness…No one knows the secret of the man he once was…and even he will choose to forget. Walking into the Night. A novel by Olaf Olafson acclaimed author of The Journey Home and Absolution. In bookstores everywhere, October 28th.

Get home by 7- cause tomorrow on Friends....How will Rachael get out of this one? Then on Raymond. Ray's cousin is driving him crazy.......Get home by 7 for Friends and Raymond. Tomorrow on WB11.

There is a battle being waged in the Southern ocean.
Antarctica.
The Sea Shepherds , an environmental organization led by Cpt. Paul Watson are doing everything in there power to stop Japanese fishermen ...from killing whales.
The Sea Shepherds say the whalers are violating an International ban on commercial whaling , the whalers say they are legally killing whales for scientific research. Both claim to have the law on there side.
These are there battles.
This is there war.

In just nine days, the superstars of women's professional soccer hit the field live. Saturday, April 13th. Only on PAX TV. The W-USA. It's on!

On January 30th... The crowd will shake... The earth will rumble... 30 superstar wrestlers of the WWF bang heads in a winner take all rumble... 30 wrestlers... One ring... Something’s gotta give... Superstar wrestling on ESPN.

When is the last time you were in a cage? Well, its time to feel the wrath of the steel bars in an all out, no holds-bar cage match featuring Jim Hardy v. Rory McAllister this Thursday on WWE Live only on TNT.