The Voice Over Practice Script Library

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Ace Brand lawn and garden supplies are made with a satisfaction guarantee. Because all the talk in the world doesn’t matter if you can’t back it up. Ace Brand.

The new SL Hoops from Adidas. Where sport and style become one. July 25. Only at Champs Sports. Where sport lives.

This is Nick. This is Nora. This is Nick’s nose. This is Nora’s nose. Nick’s nose likes a little air freshener. Nora’s nose likes a lot. Their noses didn’t know what to do. Until their nosy neighbor Ned told them about new improved Airwick Airwaves. Airways have a low setting for Nick’s nose.

If you're ever near Durango, Colorado, you'll find a road to the sky...where a hundred years ago, men searched for the silver and gold they saw there. There are over one million miles of roads in Alamo territory, all over America, and every day, with every car nationwide, only ALAMO gives you all those miles for free, including a seventy-mile stretch along route 550 in Colorado, which takes you to the sky.

If you’re ever near Durango, Colorado, you’ll find a road to the sky...where a hundred years ago, men searched for the silver and gold they saw there. There are over one million miles of roads in Alamo territory, all over America. And every day, with every car nationwide, only ALAMO gives you all those miles for free, including a seventy mile stretch along route 550 in Colorado, which takes you to the sky.

Bill: Ahh man, split another board

Earl: Bill where'd you get this lumber from?

Bill: The discount lumber yard.

Earl: Well go figure. I wouldn't use this wood to build a dog house. Bill, our reputation is on the line. You know what I suggest you do?

Bill: Build a bonfire?

Earl: Well yeah, that's a start. But you need to go to Alexander Lumber. Quality lumber is their business, and our business depends on it.

Announcer: Whether you're a professional, or a do it yourselfer, Alexander Lumber has everything you need. Alexander Lumber.

Free. Now when’s the last time ya’ heard that? A while...right? Well at American Tire Supply, when you buy one all-weather radial tire, you get another one free! Plus, get a free alignment! Hey, with a deal like this, how can you NOT afford to visit. So hurry on down to your local American Tire Supply, where you can still hear the word free. Subject to dealer participation.

Amoco knows how busy you are. We know there’s never enough time in your day. We know it’s not always convenient to get your car repaired. So Certicare will now fix your car at night -- while you’re asleep. New “Service While You Sleep.” Just call 1-800-4-REPAIR. That’s 1-800-4-REPAIR. Certicare’s “Service While You Sleep.” Only at participating Amoco dealers.

Crystal clear gasoline, for cars that benefit from Premium Gasoline. Amoco Ultimate. You should expect more from a leader.

You are nobody’s fool, you weren’t born yesterday, you didn’t come down with the rain, and you most definitely did not fall off the back of the turnip truck. No sir, you are one smart cookie, especially when it comes to your car; you know your correct tire pressure, you can find your own dip stick, thank you! And of course, you demand Amoco Ultimate premium gasoline, because you know that your car maker recommends a premium like Ultimate for optimum performance. Are you omniscient? Possessed of a higher intelligence?

He makes you laugh. Actually likes snuggling. And never channel surfs. Doesn’t he deserve a little extra attention from you? Each year, dogs of all ages, breeds, and sizes develop arthritis. So pay close attention to yours. If you notice a loss of mobility or energy level after normal activity, find out how Rimadyl has helped nearly one million dogs with arthritis put quality of life ahead of their pain.

The perfect gift starts with love. For family, friends, colleagues, for everyone who really matters in your life. Ann Taylor loft.

This script is from one of my favorite TV commercials of all time. It was part of Apple's "Think Different" Campaign which started in 1997. The voice is Richard Dreyfuss.

Here is a Link to the full :60 commercial as it ran back then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oAB83Z1ydE

Enjoy!

- Ron Jaffe (Muddyshoes)

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Script:

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

Presenting the world's first twelve inch Powerbook. And presenting the world's first seventeen inch Powerbook. The newest small thing and the newest big thing, from Apple.

Slip into a hydrotherapy bath or melt under a reflexology massage. Be pampered by AquaSpa, the most luxurious spa at sea.. And to all of life’s little tensions, say bon voyage. For reservations, call your travel agent or 1-800-CELEBRITY.

Introducing Aquos, inspiring flat panel, liquid crystal television. Crystal-clear image quality. Outstanding brightness. And a screen that’s merely 2.5 inches thin. Aquos by Sharp. It’s what TV will be.

It’s the look you’re looking for. Your own unique style. Visions Solarian allows you to combine color to create borders, stripes, insets, accents. Unlimited options can make your room brighter, more colorful, more interesting, more personal. See for yourself. Call 1-800 233-3823 for your nearest Armstrong Floor Fashion Center retailer.

Listen... What do you hear? Nothing. No noise ... digital audio purity. The new digital enhanced audio systems from Panasonic will change the way you listen to music. Now listen… What do you hear? Every nuance … crystal clear … like it was meant to sound. So sit down, relax, close your eyes, and get ready for the digital enhanced audio systems from Panasonic. Only at AUDIO ASSOCIATES... there’s no mistaking our sound.

So you finally get that humongous TV with the man-eating speakers that apparently goes with your other twelve blinking boxes. Now where the heck are you gonna put them? No one puts the home in home theater like Audio-One. There’s a sale on now!

The Hartford Courant’s got a great new way to shop for a used car. It’s AutoSource ... Connecticut’s used car hotline. Call 522-AUTO from anywhere, anytime, and shop for a used car by make, model, budget, and options. It’s easy. Simply call 522-AUTO and follow the prompts. Auto Source ... Connecticut’s used car hotline. All you need to shop for a great used car.

Take your daily ritual to a deeper level. New Scalp Benefits™ Balancing Shampoo and Conditioner – partnered with our Stress Relieving Scalp Massage – clean deep down, improve circulation, and bring deeply needed oxygen and nutrients to the roots. No matter what your hair type or scalp condition you’ll love the benefits. Healthy hair begins with a healthy scalp – try new Scalp Benefits™ Balancing Shampoo, Conditioner, and Massage. Find Aveda at 866-824-1548 or at aveda.com. Aveda – get to the root of it.

Now at Aveda, the present is the future. This holiday season; embrace the millennium with optimism and hope. With special gift ideas for hair, skin, body and lifestyle. Expressing wishes and affirmations for the people you love, through the experience of pure flowers and plants. Awake. Aware. Aveda.

This year, step into a whole new you, with Bally's new Rapid Results membership. Call 1-800-Fitness and transform yourself, for no money to start. Plus get last year's rate. Bally's new Rapid Results membership can be your total fitness solution.

A Sensual Revolution. A Bra That’s There, but barely. Smooth, soft, unencumbered comfort. Discover it. Nothing feels better. Barely there.

In Manhattan there’s a landmark community filled with historic brownstones and old-world charm. Its name is Chelsea. And in Chelsea, there’s another landmark, one that’s known throughout the world. Its name is Barney’s. With men’s fashions from here and abroad, a trip to Barney’s is like a tour of the fashion capitals of the world. And since it may be difficult for you to see these spring fashions during the day, we make it easy for you to see them at night. We’re open every night ‘til 9:30, including Saturday. BARNEY’S ... where you’ll see the spring fashions that’ll be seen this year in Paris, Rome, London, and, of course, Chelsea.

Benjamin Moore calls it Mellow Yellow. I call it exactly what I wanted. I knew a wanted a warm, comfortable color for my bedroom, but I wasn’t sure which one. A single trip to my Benjamin Moore dealer made it easy to choose.

If you need to escape the daily grind, come to BEST BUY. You'll find tons of games and you can play all you want. Which beats working through lunch. BEST BUY. Turn on the fun.

We did all our own stunts. And we looked great in the close-ups. No wonder the makers of the hit movie XXX picked BFGoodrich tires for Xander Cage’s scene-stealing Pontiac GTO. Whatever you drive, there’s a BFGoodrich tire with movie-star looks and authentic star performance. For more info visit www.bfgoodrichtires.com. (BFGoodrich. Take control.)

The things that go bump underneath your truck are downright scary. Which is why you need some monsters of your own. BF Goodrich light truck tires are big. They're tough. They're fierce-looking. Off-the-shelf BF Goodrich tires have won more major off-road races and rock-crawling championships than any other. So visit your BF Goodrich tires retailer. And turn your truck into a monster truck. Call 1-877-BFG-TIRE or visit www.bfgoodrichtires.com. Put some monsters under your bed. BF Goodrich tires. Take control.

Why do more people buy their bikes from Bikes USA? Let’s count the reasons! One! From 29 dollars to over 2000 dollars, from kids to adults, Bikes USA has over 500 bikes in stock. Two! 90 day low price guarantee. Three! Experienced knowledgeable staff. And finally, the best reason?…the huge savings you’ll find at our ten area stores during our grand opening sale going on now at Bikes USA!

Let the stars shine this holiday season and all year long. Give Biography and save! Get one year for just $18. That’s almost half off the cover price! And Biography has something for almost everyone. Each issue is jam packed with revealing profiles of the famous, the infamous, newsmakers, historical figures, and ordinary people who’ve done extraordinary things. So give the gift that will entertain, engage, inform, and inspire month after month. Call 1-800-666-9264 to order today. Biography. Every life has a story.

Find your inspiration. Biography Magazine. In the April issue, Sandra Bullock. Plus, Ernest Shakleton's Antarctica. Anne Heche. Kathleen Turner. And much more. For whoever you are, find your inspiration in Biography Magazine. Every life has a story.

We’d like to remind you that whenever you make it a Blockbuster Night, you never need a babysitter, the parking is always free, the atmosphere is as casual as the dress code, and you always get the best seat in the house. So remember, when it comes to a great night with the family -- there’s no place like home. Make it a Blockbuster Night!

Step up to Bolen’s revolutionary One Step Mulching Mower. We called it One Step because when you use it, you never have to rake afterwards. In fact, you couldn’t rake if you tried, because our Mulching Mower has already recycled the extra-tiny grass clippings--mulch--back into your lawn. There, it’s useful as an organic fertilizer. All this simply means that the job is done in 40% less time. So waste no time taking advantage of our nationwide sale. Look for the revolutionary ONE STEP MULCHING MOWER at BOLEN’S dealers everywhere.

Save time, save money, and even help save the environment -- right in your own backyard. How? Bolen’s revolutionary One Step Mulching Mower. At Bolen’s, we knew that if we could just make clippings tiny, they would actually feed your lawn, instead of choking it. So we made a mower that makes tiny clippings, and automatically returns them to your lawn as organic fertilizer. You never have to rake. In one step, you’ve shaved 40% from your mowing time. With BOLEN’S ONE STEP MULCHING MOWER, you save “mulch” more than a few steps.

The Borden’s Milk Truck was part of the fabric of American life in the 1950s. In fair weather or foul, yellow and white trucks with the familiar, smiling face of “Elsie the Cow” on their sides would make their rounds delivering the day’s milk. Now, you have the opportunity to own an authentic die-cast metal replica of a classic piece of Americana...the “1950 Borden’s Milk Truck”.

Shh. You'll wake the dishwasher. Bosch.

Better sound through research.

Bose home theater systems customize their sound to fit your room. Choosing anything less just doesn't sound right. BOSE... better sound through research.

3 wires. 2 speakers. 1 easy system. Imagine five-speaker surround sound. Now imagine enjoying much of that same experience without center or rear speakers. And without all those extra wires. Imagine that. The 3-2-1 home entertainment system from Bose. Surround sound without room invasion.

Open up to a fresh new feeling. New Bounce Fabric Refresher sprays odors out of all your fabrics and leaves a gentle freshness throughout your home everyday. Bounce Fabric Refresher. The start of something fresh.

Introducing Bounty Double Quilted! Each sheet is quilted once. Then quilted again, making it the strongest 2-ply paper towel. And there are twice as many sheets on a roll. More sheets that can do more jobs than you ever thought possible. New Bounty Double Quilted.

From tires to gas grills, oil changes to clogged sinks, Bounty Heavy Duty soaks up, cleans out, and finishes your tough task. Then you throw it away. No more cutting up your favorite ripped t-shirt. No petrified old sponges. Bounty Heavy Duty, you’ll have no problem with that.

Get a real Bowflex body for just $19 a month. Built for serious strength training the new Bowflex features traditional gym-style design, / (that'll give you the body you want in just 20 minutes a day 3 times a week, built-in lat tower, adjustable upper and lower pulley positions and a reinforced X-shaped base for unmatched stability. All for just $19 a month

Get a real Bowflex body for just $19 a month. Built for serious strength training the new Bowflex features a traditional gym-style design that'll give you the body you want in just 20 minutes a day 3 times a week.

All it takes for quick results is one simple workout done 20 minutes a day for three days a week. Own your very own Bowflex Extreme. No matter what your age, if you want real results, you need a real Bowflex. Call for a free DVD or video, or visit us at extremebowflex.com today.

Of course it’s bigger than a plasma. There’s an entire movie theater in there. The Sony Bravia SXRD.

You’ve got it all ... a self-assured manner, a distinctive air that sets you apart, understated sporty elegance, clothes to reflect who you are, where you’re going, and what you can achieve. Britches has sturdy lines, and a sporty look for your quest of adventure. In every way, the hallmark of the man of accomplishment. You are the best reflection of your own self-image and Britches is your tradition. Visit us soon at Britches of Westport, Greenwich, and White Plains.

You won’t believe it! 20% off the entire store ... 20%!! Well, you can believe it. BROADSIDE BEDDING AND BETTER SLEEPWARE is having the most spectacular winter sale ever! Bunkbeds, waterbeds, hide-a-beds, sofabeds, and so much more!

Incredible! 20% off everything! Believe it! Broadside Bedding and Better Sleepware Winter Madness Sales ends Sunday, January 28th. So hurry. BROADSIDE BEDDING AND BETTER SLEEPWARE. Route 62 in downtown Bloomington, across from the fire station. Don’t miss it!

During this two-day tent sale at Buck Home Furnishings, you’ll save on furniture for every room in your home. Savings of up to 70 percent, and in addition to the hundreds of items under the Buck Home big top, you’ll find special savings throughout our beautiful showroom. For exquisite furniture at a fraction of the price, don’t miss buck home’s annual tent sale this Friday and Saturday only.

At Burlington Coat Factory, spring dresses are now on sale, at 30 to 50% off our original prices! And boys great looking double breasted suits are incredibly low, just $29.99 to $39.99. In fact, just about everything is on sale. Burlington Coat Factory. Sale ends Sunday.

At Burlington Coat Factory, spring dresses are now on sale, at 30-50% off our original prices! And boys’ great looking double-breasted suits are priced incredibly low, just $29.99 to $34.99. In fact, just about everything is on sale. BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY. Sale ends Sunday.

Come to Burlington Coat Factor’s grand openings in South Plainfield and Garden City. Discover how easy it is to afford famous designer clothes. Terrific men’s wear, super kids, clothes, plus designer shoes, fabulous linens and home furnishings, and the best baby furniture and accessories.

The club that changed everything is once again changing the way the game is played. The most beloved titanium driver in the history of golf has a new look, new technology, and new distance-enhancing features. Great Big Bertha is Back! From Callaway Golf.

The CanoScan FB620P provides 600 dpi scanning of everything from articles to photos and graphics. And thanks to Canon’s design innovations, this performance comes in a remarkably compact package ideal for the desktop.

The world is a changing place. The demands put upon the average business person require superb organizational procedures, and complex filing capabilities. So, let the paper files go. The new Canofile 250 by Canon virtually eliminates file cabinets and lost documents … and it puts all your files on top of your desk. You might say that Canon has reinvented the filing system. THE CANON CANOFILE 250 …innovative engineering at an inexpensive price.

Canon’s top-of-the-line EOS-1N RS Camera enables professional photographers to precisely capture the decisive movement, with a constantly visible viewfinder image and an ultrafast continuous shooting speed of up to 10 frames per second. Wildlife as Canon sees it.

When it comes to high definition camcorders, Canon has a higher definition. Canon- image anywhere.

Pictures without film. Prints without a computer. What's this world coming to? Ditch your computer. The Canon Card Photo Printer CP-100 connects right to your PowerShot digital camera. It gives you photographic-quality prints with 300-dpi resolution. And rich, true colors. For credit card and 4 by 6 inch print sizes that you can create anywhere, in less than 90 seconds. And all settings are adjusted on the camera's LCD monitor. The only thing easier is taking the picture. See the Canon Card Photo Printer CP-100 online at PowerShot.com or call us at 1-800-OK-Canon. Canon, digital that inspires.

To excel at digital photography all you need is a brilliant mind, extraordinary sensitivity, unprecedented compatibility and an attractive body. And only one camera has them all..the Canon EOS 10D.

Somewhere between dusky gray and pale green, is a color called moss. One of the colors between the colors created by Canon Laser Color. Canon Laser Color. Its only competition is reality.

Any printer can print your photos. How many can enhance them? On the i900D, you can preview your shots and even crop them. To learn more, visit us at www.canon.com or call 1-800-OK-Canon. Canon. The printer that has the right connections.

Want the freedom to print beautiful, borderless photos without going to a photo lab? Take a look at the all-new line of Canon printers. You can take digital images and printout 4 x 6” borderless photos in about 47 seconds. You can also print stunning 8 ½ x 11” edge-to-edge, borderless photos. And with the Canon Easy-PhotoPrint software that comes with all our printers, it’s never been easier to crop, rotate, resize, and print your photos. So go ahead: start printing. There are no borders anymore. Canon. Know how.

Some say we've lost our touch, that we're not the same people we once were.
That we don't build things with lasting details or worse ..that we just don't bother, really ..we the people who built a country, who rely on ourselves to get things done.. well, there's really only one way to tell if we've lost our grip. Next time you see someone wearing Carhart , just shake their hand.

Music mobility meets style with Case Logic’s CD wallets and player cases. Case Logic offers durable storage protection with an upscale look and feel. Made of sleek, high quality materials and enhanced with saddle detailing. Case Logic allows you to take your music and go in style. Case Logic.

If it’s organization that you’re after, then it’s the Casio Pocket Viewer you want. It syncs easily with PCs and even comes with software for Microsoft Outlook. Its unique one-finger action button and easy pen-touch operation makes note taking a cinch. With your choice of 1MB or 2MB RAM, the Pocket Viewer always gives you exactly what you want.

A robot can make a car, but this is how you make it roar. A chip can control the engine, but this is how you set it free. A manual says what a car might do, now discover what it wants to do. Give it the edge. Give it Syntec.

I am not a “size”. I am not a stereotype. I want workout clothes that fit who I am. Champion Woman is a complete line of sport bras and active wear from sizes 14 to 28. Designed to fit real woman like you.

Established in 1983, Chico's began in a small store on Sanibel Island, Florida with Marvin and Helene Gralnick selling Mexican folk art and cotton sweaters. Now, 19 years later, we have grown to over 400 stores nationwide. From our exclusive, private-label designs to our most amazing personal service, Chico's is truly a unique retail environment. When you walk into any Chico's store, you can depend upon the sales staff to coordinate, accessorize, and help you build a wardrobe to suit your needs. We're moving fast, but not without you. Get yourself to Chico's!

At Classic Clothing, the classics are always in style! If you’d love to be a flapper, a rapper, or see yourself in something dapper, come into Classic Clothing. We’ll decorate your mood. We’ll show you mystique, and up-to-the-moment chic. See how far you can go in our classic boutique. We’ve got clothes for dash and looks that sass. Dress for a jaunt or even a haunt. CLASSIC CLOTHING brings out the class ... in you!

Commode. Potty. John. Loo. Lavatory. Latrine. Head. Bog. Thunderbox. Netty. Dunny. Privy. Can. The oval office. The porcelain throne. The toilet. No matter what you call it, Clorox has been trusted to keep it clean for nearly 100 years. That's because only Clorox toilet bowl cleaners are powered by Clorox Bleach.

You know a toilet’s favorite stain remover is Clorox Bleach. But bleach doesn’t stick to the sides of the bowl where the stains hang out. That’s why we created New Clorox Bleach Toilet Bowl Cleaner, now with twice as much Clorox Bleach, in a gel that sticks to stubborn stains ‘til they’re gone. Leaves the bowl sparkling clean and sanitary too. With a nice, fresh scent. Mm-mmm. New Clorox Bleach Toilet Bowl Cleaner. The bleach that sticks to stains.

Commode. Potty. John. Loo. Lavatory. Latrine. Head. Bog. Thunderbox. Netty. Dunny. Privy. Can. The oval office. The porcelain throne. The toilet. No matter what you call it, Clorox has been trusted to keep it clean for nearly 100 years. That's because only Clorox toilet bowl cleaners are powered by Clorox Bleach.

Food, moisture, and lots of places to hide. No wonder a billion germs call your sponge home. New Clorox Disinfecting Wipes. Don’t spread germs. Kill them.

Clorox Disinfecting Wipes. One-step cleaning and disinfecting. Lemon fresh. Bleach free. From Clorox.

Simple as ABC. A. Squeeze the trigger. B. Release the cleaner, no need for buckets. C. Toss the pad, dirt and all. Sparkling clean floors, even wood floors, in half the time. The Clorox Ready Mop all-in-one mopping system. What could be simpler?

During Clover's incredible 1/2 off Great American sale, save up to 50% on all above-ground pools. Choose from 5 spa models priced from $1488 and get early buy specials on vent-free gas logs and fireplaces, plus bars and bar stools. Only at Clover.

Comcast is so fast! And it speeds through a connection that's always on. Plus, it comes with tons of special features like click-and-play video clips, exciting games, kid's activities, digital music and so much more. Comcast connects you like never before.

Want to see something amazing? Here’s a mildew remover that sticks. New Comet Spray Gel. Unlike ordinary sprays that run, Comet Spray Gel sticks to mildew so its bleaching powers stay concentrated. New Comet Spray Gel. Stick it to Mildew.

You gotta see it, to believe it. For a limited time, the whole store is on sale. That’s right, every item is reduced significantly — up to 75% off in some cases. With over 400 camcorders to choose from, our video-recorder department is stocked and ready to deal. And get this, we’ve got over a hundred different computer systems ready for immediate “blow-out.” Its Comp USA’s biggest sale ever! Sale ends Sunday June 18th.

Before you buy furniture from some far away place, check out the deals right here in West Hartford at Connecticut Home Interiors. Every gorgeous piece of high-quality furniture is discounted. Plus, you get our exclusive 5-year warranty. Come visit our 30,000 square foot showroom. Save even more during Connecticut Home Interiors’ storewide Memorial Day clearance sale. CONNECTICUT HOME INTERIORS -- Your furniture connection.

The staff of Consumer Reports goes to work every day and kicks tires. But that’s not all. They kick other things too! They test, shake up, jump on, throw about, use and abuse, play with, plug in, ride on, listen to, watch, wait, and finally -- report. Report their detailed and easy-to-understand findings about everything from instant coffee to instant bonding glues. From VCRs to trenchcoats. From cordless phones to allergy treatments. So let them kick some tires for you. CONSUMER REPORTS.

The Cooper ZR-2XS--Ultra high performance tire. Made to perform on skin pad, the slalom--the track and in the real world. Cooper Tires…Don't Give Up a Thing.

Give comfort and joy. Little luxuries make life sweeter. Holiday gifts, candles, fragrance, body and bath care. Crabtree & Evelyn. Everyday luxury. Beautiful gifts.

Announcing a house guest. Crate and Barrel’s 2000 Best Buys Catalogue is moving in with you, for a year. Because every single one of our Best Buys will be locked in at its current low price -- all year long. So go ahead and make CRATE AND BARREL BEST BUYS CATALOGUE feel at home. At year’s end, we guarantee you’ll be sorry to see it go. Call 1-800-555-1600 for your free copy now.

Could this be the perfect chair? Well, let’s see. A style that compliments any décor. A size that’s big enough to lounge in, small enough to tuck away in a corner. And a price that just might be the best economic news you’ve heard all year. Is “Grace” the perfect chair? Could be. You’ll find it only at Crate and Barrel.

A night at the Opera. The house lights dim. The conductor begins the overture. A great, round sound unfolds. A tenor of incredible presence, beautiful color, well-crafted phrasing resonates. A sensual, rhythmic vocal line unfurls. The staging is opulent, the atmosphere rich. An enormous experience of dramatic value. Bravo. The Lyric sofa. For the Crate and Barrel store near you, call 800:996-9960 or visit rateandbarrel.com.

Crayola Color Wonder Markers color only on special paper. So your kids can express their creativity more often...in more places...with less mess. Crayola Color Wonder. It starts with Crayola.

Open up your home to the legendary Cuisinart Food Processor and turn meals into fabulous occasions. Make a sumptuous family breakfast of sliced fresh fruits and sweet pastries. Lunch, dinner or get-togethers? Impress all with an array of hors d’oeuvres, homemade breads, elegant entrees and delicious desserts. The next generation of Food Processors by Cuisinart. Now, savor the good life with family and friends. Cuisinart. Savor the good life.

Discover hand-carved estate furniture, from mahogany dining tables to pine armoires, and much more at Custom Furniture Outlet. Over 30,000 square feet of one-of-a-kind treasures: breakfronts, marble-top commodes, bedroom sets ... the premiere source of great ideas for home decorating. CUSTOM FURNITURE OUTLET.

Dazzling diamonds. Stunning stones. Amazing metals. David Yurman at Neiman Marcus.

Color your prom. The biggest trend in fashion is all about color. Shades that are hot for spring and perfect for prom. At David's, you'll find a rainbow of styles in sizes 2 - 22, ready to try on at perfectly affordable prices! Plus, get all the accessories from head to toe. Express who you are in your favorite color! View more styles at www.davidsprom.com.

Are you a greenhouse or a haunted house? A princess or a pea? Fish or fowl? A movie screen or a mirror? Ruffles or fringe? Fuzz or fizz? A shark or a dolphin? Tin foil or plastic wrap? A garden or a jungle? Ready for spring? Get a catalog. Find a store. Shop online. www.delias.com

Dial A Mattress takes all the stress out of a kid’s move from a crib to a bed. Our special Kid’s First Bed comes with a Nickelodeon Rug Rats sheet, and a Kid’s Gift Pack that includes a pillow designed especially for kids, a waterproof mattress cover, and a special storybook. Call 1 800-KIDSBED. That’s 1 800-KIDSBED.

Your left hand likes evenings at home. Your right hand loves a night out. Your left hand reads stories before bed. Your right hands lives a story worth telling. Women of the world, raise your right hand. The diamond right hand. Visit more at adiamondisforever.com

She can always tell when I’m up to something. So when she’s sees the little box, she’ll give me one of her knowing smiles. Then she’ll open it. Her eyes will widen. She’ll attempt speech. And fail. Tomorrow, she’ll be on the phone to all her friends. Tonight, it’s just us. Diamonds ... beyond all her expectations.

Only the rarest diamond survives the hazardous journey from the depths of the earth to the earth’s surface. About 250 tons of ore must be mined to produce a one-carat diamond gem of this quality. Anything this rare is also deemed to be of incomparable worth. Which is one reason a diamond remains among the most costly of precious gems. Yet, isn’t it worth it for the woman you love? A DIAMOND is forever.

Your left hand likes evenings at home. Your right hand loves a night out. Your left hand reads stories before bed. Your right hand lives a story worth reading. Women of the world, raise your right hand. The diamond right hand ring. View more at adiamondisforever.com.

Design the perfect diamond engagement ring in just minutes. You’ll have the rest of your life to design the perfect husband. Visit “a diamond is forever .com”

Die Hard Express, only at Sears Auto Center. It's more that battery service, it's a check of your car's electrical system. We use the latest technology to diagnose the problem and if your car needs a new battery, we'll install a Die Hard, America's most preferred battery. Die Hard Express, only at Sears Auto Center. Sears, the good life, great price.

Introducing DIRECTV, an amazing breakthrough that turns your TV into a video store, where you can always get hit movies at the touch of a remote. Through a tiny satellite dish, only 18 inches wide, DIRECTV delivers tons of movies to choose from. The latest releases, well before they’re on the premium movie channels. Check out the affordable 18-inch RCA brand DSS dish and DIRECTV at your Consumer Electronics or Satellite TV dealer. Or call 1-800-353-4388 for the nearest authorized DIRECTV dealer.

Now, when you sign up for DIRECTV, get 3 months free of HBO, Cinemax, Showtime and more! Call today and ask how to receive a free DVD player along with free installation of a 4-room DIRECTV system! Call 1 888 364 6897

Come to Dirty Hands Garden Center for all your gardening needs. We carry hundreds of trees, shrubs and perennials, herbs, organics, garden art and accessories, and more! Visit us at 2603 Anderson Highway, off route 60-West just 7 minutes from Sycamore Square or on the web at dirtyhandsgardencenter.com. And remember: "Compost, because a rind is a terrible thing to waste."

Tired of playing the mortgage rate game? You know, when you hear one of those ads that promise you the moon, and you call up only to find out that the points are too high and there are hidden fees attached? Well, at Ditech.com there are no games, just low fixed rates with no middle man or broker fees. You can be pre-qualified on-line or over the telephone. There's no advance fees prior to closing and no cancellation fees. Do it now….before the rates go up. Ditech.com. Call 1-800-71-fixed.

Dockers Khakis. Women’s flat front. Men’s five pocket. From our premium collection.

Everything they wear deserves to be Downy. It gently helps protect from fading for that irresistible look and comfy-soft feel. That’s Downy Care. Choose from Downy’s five fresh scents, including new lush, exotic Tropical Bloom. Come on in to Downy Care.

So adorable. So great to wear. It could only be Downy Care. Come on in to Downy Care.

Home is a place where serenity and sweet dreams are connected by a flight of stairs. Welcome home! The Accents Francais Collection by Drexel Heritage. Now, style and quality are affordable. Call us at 1-800-916-1986 or visit our website drexelheritage.com.

Wow, all the excitement of bowling and three balls a frame! There’s nothing like it. DUCKPIN BOWLING gives you ten times the fun at the same low price as regular bowling ... and the ball’s so light, anyone can do it. So come on, let’s go. Bowling was never this great before.

Like many of us, James Dyson was frustrated with his vacuum’s lousy suction.

James Dyson: "It sucks, but not in a good way"

So, he decided to develop his own.

After testing over 5,000 prototypes, he created the first vacuum cleaner that doesn’t lose suction. And now, it’s here in America. So, come and see a Dyson today.

It’s the vacuum. Reinvented.

Like many of us, James Dyson was frustrated with his vacuum’s lousy suction. So, he decided to develop his own. After testing over 5,000 prototypes, he created the first vacuum cleaner that doesn’t lose suction. And now, it’s here in America. So, come and see a Dyson today. It’s the vacuum. Reinvented.For retailers near you, visit dyson.com

The Madden NFL 2004 season kicks off August 14th. Break it to her gently. Available in stores 8/14/03. Maybe you can still be friends.

Never confuse having a career with having a life. If you’d asked Eddie Bauer the meaning of life, he probably would’ve been too busy fishing to answer. Men and women who “have a life” -- or would if they only had a free moment -- may call for a nearby store or catalog of our time-tested clothing. 1-800-555-LIFE.

Eddie Bauer specialized in keeping people comfortable outdoors. But you can’t be comfortable if you’re afraid of getting dirty. Enter Seattle Suede: functional, durable, comfortable and extremely low maintenance. All the comfort and style of genuine suede leather minus the hassle of dry cleaning.

The blue layer breaks down stubborn food stains. The white layer gently scrubs dishes till they shine. Electrasol tabs, the next dimension of clean.

Ericsson lets you e-mail, fax, and surf the internet – without wires. So it works almost anywhere. Want to go wireless? Call 1-800-ERICSSON for the retailer near you.

(Beauty and brains.) Beauty outside, quality inside. One intelligent choice. The ESQ Centurion, with diamonds. Only $295. Available at Hecht's and Lord and Taylor department stores. ESQ Swiss.

Find everything you need for your perfect prom night at Estelle’s Dressy Dresses in Long Island. You’ll find hundreds of memorable dressy dresses and a whole lot more. Our friendly staff will make sure you are looking great on your special night. From shoes to accessories, Estelle’s is your one-stop prom shop. Come visit our sprawling mega-store located on Route 110 in Farmingdale. Call 631-420-8090.

The perfect interior ... one that fits your lifestyle best, blending the elements that express your taste and personality. An ETHAN ALLEN trained professional designer can create the ideal setting for your home. Call one of our Studios of Interior Design in Danbury, White Plains, Glenbrook, or Northport.

Experience the new Ethan Allen and discover a blend of classic and modern styles. And now, with 6 months- no payments and no interest, there’s no reason to wait! Ethan Allen. Classic design.

Dressing down can mean dressing up a little. Or a lot. Either way, it’s a breeze at Fair Oaks Shopping Mall. Because our 48 women’s specialty stores keep you covered from head to toe. Clothing, shoes, jewelry, and accessories. To give you the looks you want. And second glances, if you want them. Look pretty. Look hip. And look how easy it all is at FAIR OAKS SHOPPING MALL.

So the movers are gone and here I am in my house. I remember when my folks took my sister and me to Fairfield Furniture -- so we could help pick out the good furniture. Well, I’ve got my mansion now. It might not be the Emperor’s Palace, but the furniture is from Fairfield Furniture and that’s close enough for me.

Hey, the secret’s out ... The Fairfield Mall is open and ready to invite you to a whole new world of shopping. This Saturday -- opening day -- music and celebration all day long, balloons for the kids, and dancing after dark. THE FAIRFIELD MALL is pulling out all the stops to show you how much fun shopping can be. So be there on Saturday, June 14th.

Yesterday, my daughter said she’d die if she didn’t get these new shoes everyone’s wearing. Well, if it wasn’t for Fayva, we’d have lost a daughter. See, at Fayva, I can afford to keep up with the latest craze, because they don’t go crazy with the prices. Now she says she can’t live without a new pair of jeans. Oh well -- we’ll miss her. FAYVA SHOE STORE -- You could pay more, but why?

My kids are do-it-yourselfers by nature. That’s why the Fisher Price Action Workshop and Action Tools are designed like the real thing. For hours of constructive behavior with tools so realistic, do-it-yourselfers feel like they really are doing it themselves. FISHER PRICE ACTION TOOLS AND ACTION WORKSHOP ... it’s all in a day’s fun.

Capture those best moments of your life, all over again ... with Fotomat’s goof-proof, color-sharp developing system, and drive right up to one of our many convenient drive-thru express windows. Two hours later, your pictures are ready, and we’ll even give you an extra set of prints for just half of the original price. Buy your film and develop it right -- at FOTOMAT. We’re picture perfect!

You wouldn't wear a man's shoe...so why wear his sock? For years, sport socks have been made to fit one foot shape: a man's. Fox River has changed all that. Fox River for Women socks are uniquely designed with a rounded toe area and flex-stretch heels to fit our feet. "No-feel" toe seams provide luxurious comfort. Extra-soft performance fibers wick moisture to keep feet dry. Stop wearing socks made for men. Fox River offers exceptional fit in a variety of sport-specific styles. FoxRiver...clever engineering you can feel.

This Swiss are known for a few beautiful, quality products: watches, chocolate, and those odd long horns that they play in the Alps. Of course, the Swiss produce many more quality products than these, like the kitchen sink. The unique kitchen sink, by Franke. With great design, great materials and great craftsmanship, it can accommodate anything you might want to put in it ... except perhaps one of those odd long horns they play in the mountains. Get to know Swiss quality everyday in your home -- with a quality, gorgeous new sink by Franke.

My wife and I have been thinking about retirement for a while. It's scary - I mean, we've put away some money, but not enough to cover us in case of an accident. Then I heard about Franklin Life Insurance. For only a dollar a day, I'm fully covered in case of an accident. Pick up your phone and call Franklin Life Insurance at 1-800-454-2154

Stand back in amazement as your cat brushes his own teeth. New Friskies Dental Diet helps maintain your cat’s dental health with every bite. So now you can help give your cat the dental care he needs and the taste he loves. Now that’s news to chew on. Friskies Dental Diet. Bring out the frisky in your cat.

Introducing the only dry cat food made with real Carnation milk. New Friskies Feline Favorites. Four of her favorite flavors in one healthy meal – chicken, seafood, liver and real carnation milk. Ideal for every meal, every day. Delicious and nutritious. Friskies Feline Favorites. From Purina.

“Full-figured” and “fashion.” For years, they wouldn’t share a sentence. Now they’re sharing an underwear drawer. Tailored expressly to flatter full figures while keeping the focus on comfort. Fruit of the Loom’s Fit For Me combines curve friendly fashion with a fresh sense of style. Briefs bikinis and hi-cuts feature generous waistbands, softer openings, and the all-too-rare ability to stay put without squeezing. Look to Fit For Me for better fitting bras as well. Fit For Me by Fruit of the Loom.

Do you know someone who deserves a sweet surprise? Send the FTD Sweet Surprise Bouquet. It’s fresh flowers and M&M candies in a colorful M&M’s bowl. For birthdays, thank-yous, or just because, order the Sweet Surprise Bouquet -- a fun way to share just about any sentiment!

Has someone special stolen your heart? Send the FTD Treasured Memories Bouquet. A bright bouquet of fresh, fragrant flowers, it’s a romantic way to show how much you care, on Valentine’s Day and every day. Send your valentine your message of love with the FTD Treasured Memories Bouquet.

A surprise gift of flowers says so much! Your professional FTD florist has an arrangement for every sentiment! Say thanks-a-bunch, give a big hug, welcome a new bundle of joy, or lift someone’s spirits! Send a birthday greeting or a get well wish. There’s always a reason to show you care. Call to order a bright bouquet of flowers today!

Wish you could add a little something to your photographs? Buy any Gateway Select PC, and get a free color printer and a JamCard digital camera. Call 1-800-gateway.

Gateway's got the hottest shot in digital photography. It's our 5 mega-pixel T-50 and it's just been named Best Digital Camera by Best Magazine. That's right, out of all digital cameras, a Gateway is at the top-and you can get one now for Just 299.99. So call today to get your award-winning digital camera at an incredible price.

It's a cleaner, greener power machine. The H System turbine from GE is designed to produce more power for more people. But, for every unit of that power, it will use less fuel and produce fewer greenhouse gas emissions compared to other large gas turbines. No wonder, in the power industry, it's generating so much excitement. To learn more visit ge.com. GE, imagination at work.

Now doctors can look inside the brain with a new 4D precision to perform life-saving procedures that used to be impossible. The new Instatrak from GE is a true medical breakthrough in image-guided surgery. You don't have to be a brain surgeon to see why. To learn more, visit us at geinstatrak.com

Believe it or not, this is your lucky day. The day your hospital got its revolutionary new GE Light-Speed Scanner. In an emergency, it’s the worlds fastest. Yesterday, it would take 20 minutes to scan your injuries. Today, it takes about 30 seconds. With images that are more useful than ever before. GE Light-Speed. Does your hospital have one?

What happens when style and intelligence spend time together? You get the GE Profile refrigerator. The freezer’s on the bottom. The refrigerator’s on the top. So the design isn’t just easy on the eyes, it makes all of your fresh food easy to see and reach. On the technical side, it has advanced features like multiple electronic sensors and a multiflow air system to help keep food fresher longer. Why not let your local GE Profile dealer arrange a marriage like this in your kitchen? GE Profile - imagination at work

GE Profile Kitchen – True love is a GE Profile kitchen. Contemporary beauty is united with easy-to-use electronic controls and sensors. But at GE Profile, they fall in love and make incredible kitchens together. GE Imagination at work.

Leave it to Gerber to design a perfect cup for every development stage. Each is sized and shaped just right to be easy to handle, fun to hold, and thanks to the patented valve-spill proof!

Introducing the New Gilette Fusion Pro Glide Power Razor.

Turns shaving into gliding

The Fusion Pro Glide razor is the most advanced blade ever

Thinner, finner blades with a low resistance coating. A close shave with little effort through hair for less tug and pull.

Try the new Gilette Fushion Pro Glide today.

And after one shave, you'll stop shaving and start gliding.

Gilette the best a man can get

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Don’t just shave. Throw your legs a tea party. Gillette’s New Satin Care Green Tea Shave Gel. It¹s exotic re-energizing fragrance has moisture rich skin nourishing vitamins that leave legs feeling soft and satiny smooth. Legs love Satin.

Introducing Gillette MACH3. The first triple-blade razor. For the closest shave ever in fewer strokes -- with less irritation. Three blades. Fewer strokes. Less irritation. Gillette. The best a man can get.

G-Force. Experience it. The new Gillette Mach3 Turbo G-Force. Total comfort even against the grain. And a bold new look and feel. Gillette. The best a man can get.

In tests against the leading triple-blade disposable, more men choose Gillette Sensor3. It’s the only disposable razor with three spring-mounted Sensor blades to adjust to every curve of your face. Plus a unique non-slip handle for better control. And a strip of Aloe for extra lubrication. Sensor3 – The Best Disposable Razor You Ever Threw Away.Gillette – The best a man can get.

The only difference between these tomatoes and…these tomatoes is the Glad Bag. Don’t get mad…get GLAD.

New Glade Fragrant Mist provides premium home fragrancing in an attractive spray bottle designed to blend with any home decor. Fine home fragrances, raised to an art form.

Three spellbinding fragrances. One enchanting candle. New Glade 3-in-1 pillar candles. Because three scents are better than one Glade 3 in 1 candles by Johnson – a family company!

Just because your passenger stinks, doesn't mean your car has to. A little reminder from Glade auto scented oil. The clip-to-your-vent air freshener for your car.

The proof is in the puff. Introducing Glade Wisp the first automatic air freshener you can actually see working. It's battery powered so you can place it anywhere. And it's clean, fresh fragrance never fades.

For over thirty years Spencer Gift has been the world's leader in Blacklight and Glow-in-the-dark merchandise. This Christmas, we will be freshening up your assortment with these new items. Inflatables continue to be very popular with our customers and we will offer three new designs in time for Christmas. A Glow-In-The-Dark Contempo Chair and two new Iridescent Designs in pink and blue, all at $39.99. The room decor area will be expanded with fun lamps. The Silver Mirror Ball Lamp with Laser Design shade for $19.99 and the Virtual Space Lamp for $39.99. Other new Blacklight responsive products include Plush Mobiles at $12.99, Glow Starblast and Rainbow Jumbo Gift-sets both at $19.99.

When it comes to working out, you need more... more personal trainers... more machines... more bang for your buck. That's where Gold's Gym comes in. Gold's Gym has more... more of everything. Check us out in Fairfield, Stratford, and our new location in Norwalk. GOLD'S GYM - more than a gym. Call us about our special introductory offer.

Does peace of mind have a name? Can confidence and trust be summed up in one word? Can innovation really mean security? In 90 manufacturing centers in 27 countries, Goodyear scientists and engineers are working every day to answer those questions. And to ensure that your family is riding on the safest, most durable tires we can make. Peace of mind does have a name – it’s Goodyear.

Whether you've got one left foot or two, Gotta Dance Studios gets them both moving. From ballroom to ballet, our teachers are trained to train the untrained - and to love it. We know that everybody gotta dance, and we need every body -- every shape, every size, every age -- all bodies to come on down to Gotta Dance and dance. and bring both left feet. Classes start every week. Gotta Dance Studio.

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God has promised each of us that when we need Him most, His angel - our own special guardian angel - will be there to help and comfort us. That’s what you can be to our kids … a wonderful and precious angel of mercy who is there for them in their time of need. And that’s why I want you to have this beautiful pin, with my thanks. To remind you of all that you give these kids. And of all you mean to me. I never stop praying for you, or thanking God for you!

You could spend years familiarizing yourself with the idiosyncrasies of Miami culture, or you can simply sport an authentic CP+B Guayabera. Internationally recognized for its comfort and practicality, the Guayabera is the ultimate blend of tradition, heritage and cotton. Its stylish embroidery and 4-pocket design is the perfect accent to any subtropical wardrobe, so order yours today!

When you've played a guitar for years, every scratch, ding, and worn-down fret means something. The places you've been, the songs you've sung, the people you've shared your music with. That's what a Guild is all about. Made to be played. Guild Guitars.

After years of rather arrogant indifference your wife’s cat suddenly likes laying in your lap. Possibly the only downside to extremely soft pants. The Ultimate Pant by Haggar. Buy them. Love them. You’ll find a full selection of Haggar Pants at JC Penney.

You probably don't want to hear this commercial. Heck, we're not living in a fantasy land. As soon as that music stops and the commercials start, you turn the dial faster than the bathroom door knob after three cups of coffee. That's just the way it is. And we know it. But it's that same uncanny ability to grasp reality that helped us develop our new line of greeting cards. Fresh Ink from Hallmark. Hallmark Fresh Ink is as real, funny and quirky as life itself. So, pick up a few Hallmark Fresh Ink cards for friends at your nearest Dominick's, and say something real. That is, if you haven't already changed the station.

The Hallmark jingle bear, only $5.95 when you buy three cards. Where? Only at Hallmark Gold Crown. Imagine what's in store.

Visor - What You Make It. Just insert an optional module and your Visor turns into a digital camera, a phone, an MP3 Player or whatever you need it to be. What more could you want from technology? Visit us online for availability. www.handspring.com

When designing our New Hanes Classics T-shirts, we started from scratch, literally. Those itchy neck tags have been replaced with ComfortSeal labels that are printed directly on the fabric. So the only thing you feel is Supersoft 100% ring-spun cotton. And it doesn't get much softer than that. Try the full line of Hanes Classics men's underwear, and experience the ultimate in comfort.

Women are taking Hanes Her Way places we've never been before. Tonight, we'll ask the babysitter to stay late. We'll celebrate ten-year anniversaries, and very first jobs. Tonight, we'll stop him dead in his tracks. The new Body Creations Collection, from Hanes Her Way. Where will you take us?

Play three sets of tennis. Take two aerobic classes. Or just watch someone else do it. The Hanes Sport bra collection has three different styles that offer you support - no matter what your activity.

I just discovered the most amazing store on the Post Road in Stratford. It’s called Hardware Plus. This is no ordinary hardware store. Hardware Plus is an honest-to-goodness factory outlet. So, not only are the prices and selection incredible, but the people who work there really know hardware. I never get that kind of know-how and service at those warehouse-type home centers or so-called “clubs”. It’s even easy to get to -- right off Exit 59 of the Connecticut Turnpike. HARDWARE PLUS -- You’ll see the difference.

With HealthyHues paints form HealthyHome, we didn't worry about the toxic chemicals and odors from most other paints. We painted today, and now it's relaxation time - with no headaches, itching eyes, no fumes. And it was easy to use. We trust HealthyHues paints. You should too.

Next time you plan a quiet, low stress evening at home, why settle for candle-light when you can just as easily have firelight -- with a HearthSide Fire Log. Clean-burning fire with no more fuss than it takes to light a candle. And feel the stress melt away. HearthSide Fire Log...put a little hearth in your fire!

A soft kiss. Whispered secrets. Stories told into the blaze of a roaring fire. This moment is perfect. The right fireplace can warm more than just the room. Heat -n-Glo warms the hands and the heart.

Get ready for Hechts “Veterans Day Sale” – For 3 days only get savings up to 60 % off. You’ll find clothes, shoes, jewelry and more – for so much less! Get an extra 15% off when you use your special savings coupons. What are you waiting for – head on down to Hechts where the savings are unbelievable!

Has the overpowering smell of scented garbage bags taken over your kitchen? Some bags mask odors with other odors. Hefty Bags with Unscented Odorblock Technology help neutralize odors with no added scent.

Why spend all day fishing on the internet for a rental car when you could go to Hertz.com? Just click to get great rates and special offers. With Hertz.com there's no fishing. At Hertz, we know exactly how you feel so we have exactly what you need.

The prospective client does not see your extensive experience, or your tailored suit. They see streaks running across your illegible proposal. If you’re not using HP toner, you’re not getting HP printing. The new HP LaserJet Ultraprecise toner cartridge. How you look can depend on how you look on paper. Hewlett Packard. Expanding Possibilities.

The gap between cutting edge technology and state of the art design has just become a lot more narrow. Introducing the Hitachi Digital Projection TV.

We're inspired by the human side of data. Hitachi. Inspire the next.

The countdown has begun for the Hoffman’s Furniture Mart 10-Hour Sale ... this Saturday! They’re throwing the doors wide open for a gigantic 10-hour sale on famous brand names ... with tremendous savings on waterbeds, bedrooms, living rooms, sleep sofas, recliners, dinettes, and more! Hoffman’s 10-Hour Sale is so big ... so wild, that it has to be limited to one day ... 10 short hours ... this Saturday! At HOFFMAN’S FURNITURE MART in Lowell, Hooksett, Rochester, Lebanon, and Seabrook.

Join the excitement at Hoffman’s Furniture Mart this Saturday ... during the Super One-Day Sale ... that’s when Hoffman’s Furniture throws the doors wide open for the wildest bargain frenzy you’ve ever seen. For nine short hours, prices will be slashed on every item throughout the store -- nothing will be spared! Take advantage of the unbeatable savings on bedrooms, living rooms, sleep sofas, recliners, dinettes, waterbeds, bedding, and more -- one day only -- this Saturday! Only at HOFFMAN’S FURNITURE MART -- in Lowell, Hooksett, Rochester, Lebanon and Seabrook.

The Home Depot is more than a store. It's all the incentive you need this President's Day weekend to make it happen at home. Where you can get no payments and no interest for 12 months on any purchase store-wide of $299 or more. Just use your Home Depot or Expo credit card. Whether it's flooring, blinds, or name brand appliances, The Home Depot has everything you need to make a long weekend a productive one. The Home Depot. You can do it. We can help.

The Home Depot is more than a store. It's the opportunity to take a walk on a brand new floor or cook up a whole new kitchen. Because right now you'll get no payments, no interest for a whole year with any purchase storewide of $299 or more. Just use your Home Depot or Expo Consumers credit card. Whatever the project , you can make it happen at home this long weekend. With Zero percent financing and no payments at all for a full year. The Home Depot. You can do it. We can help.

It’s a dirty shame… You almost have to PUMP IRON just so you can push your vacuum. Until now. Introducing the Self Propelled WindTunnel Bagless by Hoover -Now WindTunnel Technology pushes cleaning to the limit, while you hardly push at all. In fact, the Self Propelled WindTunnel Bagless picks up more dirt than any other upright... period! It has other strengths, too. Like the convenience of being bagless. And a Powered Hand Tool for cleaning stairs and furniture.

We’re rolling out the ultimate deep cleaning machine with seven rotating brushes. Only Ultra gives you a five-brush rotating head technology and separate powered hand tool with two more brushes for stairs and upholstery. Nobody else has anything like it. Hoover SteamVac Ultra with powered hand tool. No family should be without one.

Attractive, reliable, powerful vacuum cleaner seeks closet to share. Will keep your place cleaner than you’d ever imagine in exchange for a place to stay. Call Hoover Vacuum Cleaners at 1-800-555-3435, for the best housemate you’ve ever had. I’m rated Number One. Don’t miss an opportunity for a relationship that could last a lifetime. We could experience true clean living -- together. Call me -- Hoover. Attachments optional, but desirable. HOOVER VACUUM CLEANERS. Clean living. Forever.

Important moments should be remembered always. The gift of a finely crafted Howard Miller clock will bring back the memories again and again. Share the moment...with a Howard Miller clock.

The best parties all have that personal touch. And what's more personal than your face? With the new HP Party Planning Pack, your PC and inkjet printer, you can create and print fun party projects, like the PicturePerfect Party, for practically any occasion.

You are the photographer. You are the photo lab. With the new HP Pavilion Notebook PC. Powered by the Intel Pentium 4 processor. It comes with wide screen display and HP image zone software. The fun easy way to organize, enter and share your photos. Only from HP. All for just 999 after rebates. Call now and for a limited time get a free hard drive upgrade and free shipping. The future of photography is bright.

Light comes and light goes, it doesn't care about your photography. That's why there's the HP Photosmart 945 digital camera. It comes with HPs exclusive Adaptive Lighting Technology. Which means you can expect crisp, sharp pictures in even high contrast lighting conditions.

No film. No developing. Keep only the pictures you want, and delete the rest. Digital images from HP. Make them, share them, store them, invent.

This holiday season, forget decking the halls. Why not deck the windows? Hunter Douglas Window Fashions can warm up your home for the holidays. No matter what your style, Victorian or Southwestern, Colonial or Contemporary, Hunter Douglas has the right shades and blinds for you. Visit our website at www.hunterdouglas.com for helpful decorating ideas or call: 1-800-486-8373 for participating dealers near you. Hunter Douglas Window Fashions.

Forget dog years. Start thinking in Iams Years. It just doesn't seem fair that dogs age 7 times faster than we do. So at Iams, we developed our formula to reduce an effect of aging on your dog. Feeding him Iams every day will help manage his blood sugar for a more youthful metabolism, to help him stay healthier for longer. Wouldn't you want Iams Years for the life of your dog? Contact us at iams.com or 1-800-525-IAMS.

Like many people, you may have discovered that your place to do business is right in your own backyard. The IBM PS/1 is perfect for you. It runs the software small businesses need. The PS/1 is expandable, so it can grow as your business grows, even outside your home. And because it’s from IBM, it’s compatible with most business computers. But the PS/1 fits into your life, as well. It’s remarkably easy to set up and use. Best of all, it comes with the service and support you can only expect from IBM.

Like many people, you may have discovered that your place to do business is right in your own backyard. The IBM PS/1 is perfect for you. It runs the software small businesses need. The PS/1 is expandable, so it can grow as your business grows, even outside your home. And because it’s from IBM, it’s compatible with most business computers. The PS/1 fits into your life, too. It’s remarkably easy to set up and use. Best of all, it comes with the service and support you can only expect from IBM.

The honor of your presence is requested at the marriage of power and elegance. [chuckles] I didn't even know they were dating! Presenting the new iBook Special Edition. Black tie optional."

It may be because it's only one inch thin. Or, it weighs just 5.3 pounds. It may be because it has a 15.2 inch screen, or is supercomputer fast. It may be because it's made out of titanium. But, you know, whatever it is, you're just going to so want one. The incredibly thin, ultra-light, mega-widescreen, titanium portable supercomputer. The iBook.

At Ikea, we are obsessed with keeping things flat. We make most of our furniture so that it can be flat packed. Our storage and transportation costs are much lower because we don't transport air. And, because we get big discounts that we can pass on to you. IKEA now in Paramus and Long Island.

Now that iMac has brought the internet into millions of homes, the question is, do you change your decor to match your iMac, or do you change your iMac to match your decor? That's the conundrum.

It does the Internet. It does digital music. It does digital movies. It does digital photography. It burns CDs and DVDs. It even runs Microsoft Office. And because its flat screen effortlessly adjusts to any position you want, it does it all more personally than any other personal computer in the world. The new iMac. Starting at $1299.

Do lots more while consuming less energy. Put me in your notebook. Intel Centrino Duo. Great computing starts with Intel inside.

What's the most amazing thing you ever saw ?
Was it something big or something small ?
Something old or something new ?
Maybe ... just maybe it's something you haven't seen yet ?
The second generation of Intel Core Processors .
Stunning visuals. Intelligent performance.
This is visibly smart.

Presenting iPod. The first MP3 player to pack a mind-blowing 1,000 songs and a 10-hour battery into a stunning 6.5-ounce package you can literally take everywhere. But iPod isn’t just a revolution in portability, it’s also a revolution in simplicity. Just plug into your Mac and all of your iTunes songs and playlists are automatically downloaded into iPod at blazing FireWire speed. With iPod, it’s that easy to take your entire music collection with you wherever you go, in the pocket of your choice. Get your iPod at The Wiz, Circuit City, or Best Buys.

No place on earth can bring relaxation unless you know there’s peace at the office. Introducing the world’s first handheld global satellite phone and paging network. Now your wireless service can cover the earth. Iridium. Calling Planet Earth.

Classic horseman’s duster protects you, your rump, your saddle, and your legs down to the ankles. Because it’s cut very long to do the job, it’s unintentionally very flattering. With or without a horse. Although I live in horse country, I wear this coat for other reasons. Because they don’t make Duesenbergs anymore.

After decades of creating the world’s finest sound systems, JBL introduces an exceptional, multi-function system on one snazzy little chassis for less than $400. Introducing Harmony by JBL.

The JC Penney Half-Day Clear Away Sale is tomorrow ... with items thirty to fifty percent off. Don’t miss it. Doors open at eleven a.m. ... Tomorrow only, at JC PENNEY.

JC Penney is pleased to announce a radical innovation for your home. The first wrinkle-free, 100% cotton sheets by Classic Traditions. Their special design allows them to fit today’s fuller mattresses. Just look for wrinkle-free sheets and a whole lot more. Right now, during the JC PENNEY White Sale, where you’ll uncover great savings on almost everything for your home.

A classic never goes out of style, but that doesn’t mean you can’t add more style to a classic. Introducing Hunt Club’s new fall line for men and women. Casual classics with contemporary style.. Like our crisp cotton pants in rich autumn hues and our twill riding jacket with a more refined silhouette. Hunt Club for fall exclusively at JC Penney. Where the classic have never had more style.

There are six words a woman wants to hear. It’s the JC Penny Annual Jewelry sale!

Sweeten your holidays with free chocolates, and 20, 25 or 30 percent savings store wide at the JC Penney’s sweet sale, Saturday only. Arrive early to find out what’s behind your wrapper. It’s all inside, unwrap the magic. JC Penney.

Your brain has 2 sides. The right side: creative, buys things, has fun. The left side: organized, practical, saves money. Now JC Penney makes both sides happy. It's the buy more, save more sale. It's simple, the more you buy, the more you save. 20 to 30%. So use your head. Buy more. Save more. Only at JC Penney.

Time to appreciate dad! With a JC Penney Father’s Day Sale. Save on all sports shirts, including the St. John’s Bay Classic Polo, 2 for $20. He can never have too many. JC PENNEY.

JC Penney’s Salon Highlight Sale! Save 10% off all highlight services and lighten up just in time for a new season. Brighten up your look with the dazzling affect of professional highlights from the JC Penney’s salon experts. Call 1-800-542-5565 to find a salon near you today!

Don't miss JCP Cash this Friday and Saturday at JC Penney.
You'll get ten dollars off on the spot when you spend fifty. Unlike other stores, we don't make you come back to save. Earn JCP Cash on the spot and use your savings on these amazing doorbusters: Worthington, St. Joh's Bay and Arizona for her, 50% off. Get 60% off St. John's Bay sweaters for him, plus all family outerwear 60% off. And our best bras just are just $16.99. Go to jcp.com to see everything on sale.
New look. New day. Who knew. JC Penney.

A collection so Paris, Milan and the New York Strip. With its award-winning flush design and appealing features, the Jenn-Air Expressions Collection is perfect for those who appreciate great style as well as great cooking.

Perhaps you’ve been fortunate enough to find the right person to spend your life with. You may have even purchased a home together, and endured the trials of parenthood. And if you’re lucky, she is still your very best friend. Maybe on your anniversary she expects nothing more than a card and dinner, and maybe that’s why she deserves a diamond. A gift of diamond jewelry from Jewelry Designs on her anniversary. Ahhh…maybe she married the greatest guy around.

Save up to 80 percent by buying factory direct at the Jewelry Source in Fort Lee. Diamond Tennis bracelets are just $200 per carat. Diamond studs are $400 per carat. Anniversary bands are also just $400 per carat. The Jewelry Source imports their diamonds direct from site holders, and is the leading manufacturer of semi-mounts, anniversary bands, earrings, tennis bracelets, and invisible settings. Only the Jewelry Source gives you both a low price and double value guarantee. That’s the Jewelry Source in Fort Lee. (201) 302-9700.

How do I love you? I love the way your eyes smile when you laugh. I love the way you always finish my sentences. I love the way you’re not embarrassed when you cry at movies. You are not like me. You are so special. You are the love of my life. I love the way that no matter what I give you, you always treasure it. Well, this year, my Love, will be one you won’t soon forget. You see, I went to MIKE SELTZER JEWELERS. I told him I wanted an heirloom piece; something really nice, in white gold, with diamonds, that you could pass down to our daughter. He created it, just like I had in my head. I never thought I could afford custom jewelry, but Mike made it easy and worked with me. This Valentine’s Day is going to be different. THIS is the year you’ll never forget.

ANNCR: MIKE SELTZER JEWELERS, 29-29 North Rock Road in the Comatara Center. We have the perfect gift for any budget.

Introducing….. Johnson’s Buddies. A new line of bath products designed with the toddler in mind. Including Easy Comb shampoo – to help keep hair tangle-free. New Johnson’s Buddies. Bathtime made easier.

Johnson’s has come up with a bottle with a whole new twist. Johnson’s new Healthflow Twist-and-Lock is the only disposable bottle that helps you feed your baby in the semi-upright position, to help reduce the flow of fluid into the middle ear, which can help prevent ear infections. Johnson’s Healthflow Twist-and-Lock- it does what no other disposable bottle can do. The new Johnson’s Healthflow Twist-and-Lock.

On April 25th, the one-day sale at Jordan Marsh may be the one and only one-day sale in a virtual sea of sales. Even though you won’t be the only one at the one-day sale, you could be the recipient of a once-in-a-lifetime buying opportunity. Because everything is on sale -- 20-50% off -- in this one spectacular store. But just because it’s a one-day sale and you are just one person, you won’t be banned from buying more than one item. We will let you have more. Just this once. One sale. One day. And the one and only you. The one-day sale at Jordan Marsh is April 25th.

Just a spoonful of Ultra Joy Dish Liquid & Antibacterial Hand Soap cleans a sinkful of dishes. That’s because Joy lasts so long. In fact, you’d need twice as much of your old liquid to soak through the toughest grease. Plus, it kills germs on hands. That’s one powerful little spoonful, and that’s the real Joy. Joy...the little spoonful that does a sinkful.

Introducing Feeling Beautiful new intimates from Just My Size. Featuring pretty panties and shoulder massage bras. Just My Size fits who you are.

To play with the world's best, you have to train. And train. And train. Ready for all that? Get serious. K-Swiss.

So, I’m just hanging out at home, ya know, watching the tube, when the phone rings. It’s my best friend reminding me that tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day!!! I feel the sweat begin to drip off my palms as I realize ... I’m dead!!! No money in my pocket, no gift in my hand!!! “Wooo,” says my friend. “Don’t sweat it -- check out Kay Jewelers. They have thousands of gifts to choose from that won’t dig deep into your pockets.” So, I say to myself ... Good thing for KAY JEWELERS ... Good thing for my friend.

What size Keds were you wearing when they stopped delivering milk, when you got too big to be carried, when your mother was the prettiest woman on earth? What size Keds will you be wearing when the first of your friends gets married? And, what size Keds will you be wearing when a woman walks on Mars? KEDS. Never stop growing.

Reaction. The new men’s fragrance from Kenneth Cole. Yours free with a $50 purchase at participating New York/New Jersey/New England Sports Authority.

Barbecues are corn on the cob, elbows on the table, and fire flies in a mason jar. And, there’s just one thing we want to change about yours. Improved Kingsford Charcoal. It cooks twice as fast as other charcoals and burns even longer. New Kingsford. It’s the only thing we’d change about your barbecue.

Perfect for race cars, downhill skiers, and kids learning to fly. KODAK MAX Versatility Plus film gives you clear, sharp pictures in all conditions, even fast action. So even if his childhood flies by, at least it won't all be a blur. Kodak. Share Moments. Share Life.

The ultra slim, ultra light ADVANTIX from KODAK. There's no place it won't fit in.

You finally captured the perfect smile. Now you can erase the 20 bad ones. The Kodak Digital Camera gives you an immediate preview of your pictures so you can save the ones you like, delete the ones you don’t. Simple computer connection, megapixel quality. The difference is KODAK digital. For more information visit us on the web at www.kodak.com or call 1-800-KODAK-22.

The ultra-slim, ultra-light, ultra simple Easy Share digital cameras. From Kodak.

I’m not into light meters. I’m not into lens filters. I just want to take a picture. Kodak’s maximum versatility film for better-looking pictures in sunlight, low light, action, or still. Kodak Gold Max. It’s all you need to know about film.

Few stories have captured our imagination like Sea Biscuit, and nothing captures the Spirit Of America like Kodak Black and White Film. Celebrating the moments... and the memories. Kodak is proud to share the inspiring true story of Sea Biscuit. Make any picture a classic with Kodak Black and White Film.

This year, Kodak has a new gift for keeping Christmas. It’s the new Pocket-10 -- the littlest, lightest Kodak pocket Instamatic camera of all. Yet the big, sharp pictures it takes are bigger than the camera is. The POCKET-10 is also the lowest-priced KODAK pocket camera. You can wrap it up for less than $23. Only from Kodak.

This weekend at Kohl's
Don't miss our spring wardrobe event
Save 30-40% on all misses sportswear.
Plus 40% off men's wardrobe items and up to 50% off on all shoes.

This weekend at Kohl’s – Don’t miss our spring wardrobe event! Save 30-40% on all misses sportswear. Plus 40% off men’s wardrobe items and up to 50% off on all shoes!

Kohl’s grand opening sale starts this Friday at 8:00 a.m. All our stores are celebrating with savings on the latest spring fashions for the whole family. Plus save on hundreds of items for your home. Kohl’s grand opening sale, all weekend long. Kohl’s – expect great things.

The best part of Thanksgiving is the day after! The Kohl’s After Thanksgiving Sale! Save with Early Bird Specials, Friday, from 6 to 11 a.m. Take an extra 15 percent off of diamonds and gemstones, already 60 percent off. Save 50 percent on frames. And Kitchen Aid Classic Stand Mixers are just 144.99. The Kohl’s After Thanksgiving Sale. Starts this Friday at 6 a.m. Now that’s more like it!

Dad’s always looking out for you. Now it’s time to look out for him! Come to Kohl’s 2-day Father’s Day Sale, Friday and Saturday only, starting at 8 AM. Save on hundreds of items storewide, like solid color polos, men’s swimwear, and golf apparel. Kohl's.

At L.L. Bean, it's easy to create the right bed for your dog. Start by choosing the right shape, fabric and size.

Fresh air. Blue sky over your head. And miles of river stretching in front of you. Everything you need for a great day outdoors. Of course, having the right gear and clothing doesn’t hurt either. Call L.L.Bean for your free 128-page Spring Sporting Catalog at 1-800-All-Bean.

How tough is it? We're talking back of the bus tough. Now our best-selling Deluxe Book Pack has comfier shoulder straps, zipper covers and more. The best news? We didn't change the price.

Don't you just cringe when you have to shop for a swimsuit? Seems like they're never exactly right. Like whoever designed them had some leggy supermodel in mind. Which is why Lands' End Swimwear is such a relief: it's made for real women, not fashion models.

So sexy, it’ll make you want to cheat on your sofa. The Camilla Chaise. Lazyboy, the new look of comfort.

For the first time, you may actually want to sit through all the credits. Lazyboy. The new look of comfort.

Okay moms, if you're like me, your kids…well, drive you crazy! "I'm bored," "Can we go to the movies?" "When's dad comin' home?" Well thank goodness Lego introduced CREATIVE BUILDER. It keeps kids occupied for hours, plus helps them gain creativity while teaching them to develop their skills. Lego, thank goodness.

Once ... and once a year only ... Lenox sponsors its annual sale of fine china and crystal. Lenox China ... the choice of brides and admired hostesses, in traditional and contemporary patterns. So take advantage of this sale now ... and bring LENOX into your home.

Its Lenscrafter's best $99 offer ever! Right now get a complete pair of glasses with Dura Lens. The only scratchproof plastic lens for only $99 … the $99 Dura Lens Event. This one you don't want to miss. Offer ends December lst.

Helping people see is our calling. It’s what drives us all at Lens Crafters, the ability we have to give people better vision. We all feel that way. It’s who we really are as people. The smile that I get when people try on their glasses for the first time, that’s what it’s all about. Every hour, every day, we’re helping someone see.

Every year, Lens Crafters runs Gift of Sight missions to bring sight to needy people around the world. We change lives with these glasses and the more we collect, the more people we can help. Please bring us your used glasses today.

Right now a complete pair of glasses is only $99 at Lens Crafter. With this offer, we’re making it easier for more people to see. Easier for them to look good, too. The Lens Crafters $99 Complete-Pair Sale is going on right now. Hurry! Offer ends soon.

Some people buy the car of their dreams. Others buy a car based on the deal they get. During the Lexus golden opportunity sales event you can do both. Lease the 2010 RX 350 for 499 a month for 36 months with 3699 due at signing.

Are you eating organic food and sleeping on a 'chemical' bed? Polyurethane, Styrofoam, polyester, dyes, fire retardants, recognized carcinogens. Why spend a third of your life sleeping in a chemical environment? Now you have a choice. Lifekind organic mattresses are made with the purest materials: 100% natural rubber (not chemical latex), padded with certified organic cotton and naturally safer wool. Lifekind organic mattresses and bedding are made in the only eco-mattress factory in America - no chemical products made here! Lifekind. Naturally safer products.

Do you find that you are frequently forgetting things? Is your memory just not what it used to be? Are you embarrassed when someone's name doesn't pop into your head as quickly as it used to?
Well have a pen or pencil ready so you can write down an important number. You'll be relieved to hear that there is a ground-breaking nutritional supplement that is designed just for someone like you.
It's called Lipogen PS Plus. Lipogen PS Plus contains important ingredients that have been granted a qualified Health Claim by the US Food and Drug Administration. Because of this amazing supplement, you'll no longer feel ashamed of your occassional lapses in memory or foucs. You'll be focused and confident with Lipogen PS Plus.
Lipogen is not available in stores. Get ready to write down a toll-free number so you can call and find out how you can get a free bottle - a one-month supply of Lipogen PS Plus with your order.

Every time you use your kitchen or bathroom sink, gunky stuff like soap, hair and grease can clog your drains. And as a plumber, I’ve seen first hand how gross clogged up drains can be. Now you can prevent this clogging with new Liquid-Plumr drain cleaner. Let LIQUID-PLUMR Build-up Remover drain cleaner clear your drains, so you don’t have to be grossed out.

The Literary Guild asks if this sounds like you: “I never read anymore, I used to read all the time.” Or, “I really wanted to read that book before the movie came out.” Sound familiar? Literary Guild makes it easy for you to come back to the pure pleasure of reading. When you become a member, you receive five books for only $2.00 -- that’s it. So never say, “I never read anymore,” again. Become a member of today’s LITERARY GUILD.

LL Bean clothing and gear have long been designed to help you cope with most every kind of climate, including the economic climate. This fall you’ll find remarkable values at LL Bean. Every item still made to last with our 100% guarantee of satisfaction. Call today for your free catalog.

For more than 20 years, L.L.Bean has taught fly fishing to beginning and experienced anglers. Our expert instructors provide hands-on, personal guidance to help you develop the skills you need to enjoy the sport of fly fishing for years to come. We’re committed to helping anglers of all abilities experience the timeless grace of casting a fly.

Fast. Easy. Secure. Discover thousands of products and helpful selection guides online at LLBean.com. You can also place an order online with our easy-to-use L.L.Bean Catalog Quickshop.

Yesterday, finding anything at a home improvement store meant searching for hours, getting dirty and lost. People accepted this. Today, there's Lowe's, and there's order in the world. The three-quarter inch bolts are where it says three-quarter inch bolts. Plumbing? Well, that's in plumbing. Friends, this is why logic makes sense. Lowe's. Improving home improvement.

Your home, your ideas, and the freedom to express them. At Lowes we make it easy no matter what you plan to build. We have everything you need. Only Lowes has top choice lumber, prime grade and center cut, with four clean sides for better building. We also have a huge selection of professional grade building materials like roofing, siding and decking, and at Lowes we have low prices everyday, guaranteed, that's our promise. Lowes, improving home improvement.

Why is Lysol Spray the best way to help protect your family? Because of what it does: kills the cold bug in seconds... And what it doesn’t do: leaves the sticky film Clorox Spray does. That is why nothing beats Lysol.

Fact: Our wipes have built-in scrubbing fibers so you use less elbow grease. Nothing beats Orange Breeze Lysol Scrubbing Wipes. With built-in scrubbing fibers and the fresh scent of orange oil, our wipes clean better than Clorox Wipes. Life demands Lysol. That's a fact.

Sexy. Sheer. Luminous. Illuminate your legs and be beautiful, irresistibly sheer. Irresistibly you. SILKEN MIST. Nothing beats a great pair of L’EGGS.

It’s Macy’s Thanksgiving sale. Storewide savings for the whole family. All women’s coats and jackets...30-50 percent off. All men’s outerwear...25-50 percent off. And all kids’ jackets, hats, and gloves...up to 60 percent off. Macy’s Thanksgiving Sale. All you need for the holidays.

At Macy’s, we believe style is more than a look or manner. It’s a way of doing business. That’s why when you walk through our doors, you’ll discover special touches that make shopping truly a pleasure. You’ll find a relaxing shopping environment, filled with a tremendous selection of clothing, shoes, and accessories for the entire family. Visit us soon at Macy’s Downtown, Bellevue Square, Northgate, Southcenter, or Aurora Village. MasterCard, Visa and American Express cards welcome.

It’s Macy’s Thanksgiving sale. Storewide savings for the whole family. All women’s coats and jackets...30-50 percent off. All men’s outerwear...25-50 percent off. And all kids’ jackets, hats, and gloves...up to 60 percent off. Macy’s Thanksgiving Sale. All you need for the holidays.

Friday and Saturday, during MACY’S Thanksgiving Sale. Shop early, from 7 a.m. to 11 .a.m. for sensational 4-hour specials. Coats and sweaters an extra 15 percent off, all men’s suits and sport coats, an extra 15 per cent off, boots for her an extra 15 percent off, six-carrot diamond bracelet, one thousand, four hundred eighty nine dollars. Jessica Sanders comforter sets, any size 29.99. Four hour specials, 7 a.m. to 11 .a.m Friday and Saturday, during MACY’S Thanksgiving Sale.

More people buy home furnishings from Marlo than any other furniture store in Washington. Why? Because Marlo has made quality home furnishings affordable for more than a million Washingtonians since 1955. Every Marlo showroom is set up in professionally decorated galleries, where you can view an entire collection of your favorite styles. We’ve designed complete room vignettes, tastefully accessorized so you can better see how the pieces may look in your home. Marlo Galleries. We’re eight stores in one!

At Marshall’s, fragrances that are never on sale at department stores are just $19.99, like Musk de Cartier, which is $55 in department stores. You’ll find Magie Noire, Dune, Bijan, and many more. Men’s fragrances are just $14.99. You’ll find Lagerfeld, Fahrenheit, and lots others. Special fragrances are on sale now at MARSHALL’S.

There’s nothing “every day” about the quality, style, and sheer beauty of Marvin Windows. That’s because each Marvin window is meticulously crafted with attention to detail and engineered to ensure solid, secure openings and closings. So whether you’re building your dream home or remodeling your existing home, Marvin can design a window to fit your vision and your budget. Go see the latest in custom-made Marvin windows and doors in natural interior and exterior settings at Rings End Lumber, and discover the unparalleled quality of Marvin windows and doors first hand. Ring’s End Lumber’s professional consultants will help you choose just the right windows and doors for your home. Let your imagination see the light of day. Visit the Marvin showroom at a Ring’s End location near you. In Darien, Bethel or New Milford, Connecticut, or Lewisborough New York. A trip to their place can do wonders for yours.

Sophisticated fashion, unique gifts, distinctive home furnishings...it’s all here in a memorable shopping experience that’s full of surprises...featuring Neiman Marcus and including Filene’s Basement, plus 40 other fine shops and restaurants. Visit Mazza Gallerie, conveniently located on Wisconsin Avenue in the heart of Chevy Chase Shopping District. This holiday season...It’s simply Mazza!

Fat content. Calories. Vitamins. We all know what to look for in food. But what about lawn insecticides? Simple. Just look for the green MERIT icon on the bag. Merit insecticide is a breakthrough insecticide that works at lower concentrations. Hey, you’re paying attention to what keeps you healthy. Pay attention to what keeps your lawn healthy. MERIT. The lawn insecticide that’s easy to live with.

The world has changed. So should the way you learn about it. Get the new Encarta Reference Suite this holiday and get your family up to speed. Get a $30 rebate when you buy the new Encarta Reference Suite 99. See stores for details. From Microsoft. Where do you want to go today?

Take what you thought your PC could do, and throw it to the wind. Introducing Microsoft Windows XP Professional, the software that makes time and space irrelevant with real-time communications. You can use Windows Messenger for text instant messaging, video conferencing, great-quality voice calls between PCs, and even collaborating on documents. Want to communicate in a whole new way? With Windows XP from Microsoft, you can. See our web site at www.microsoft.com

You can experience digital video in a whole new way. Introducing Microsoft Windows XP, the software that lets you get more out of digital video than you ever dreamed. Just plug your video camera into your PC, then capture, edit, and add you own music, narration, and effects. Then post your movie to the Web, or e-mail to share with family and friends. All easily, the very first time. Take what you thought your PC could do and throw it to the wind. With Windows XP, you can.

With Microsoft Works Suite 99, you get all the essential ingredients you need to get things done around the house. Manage your household finances, write letters, and create fancy cards and invitations. It can even help your kids research and write school reports. So go ahead, start getting things done, but remember: while we can remind you what to get at the grocery store, it’s better that you handle the actual baking.

It’s May 15th, and in just two short weeks, Joe Milano’s is going out of business. For 30 years, he’s been supplying the people of Palm Beach with luggage and accessories -- and now -- he’s leaving town ... slashing prices on all his stock before saying Adieu, Adios, Arrivederci! Joe, we liked you ... we’ll miss you ... we love you! Good-bye, Joe!

To make the Minolta DiMAGE X small enough to go anyplace you go, we had to bend the rules of conventional optics. At a mere 3/4 inch thick, the X has a superb 6x zoom lens that goes from wide angle to telephoto without leaving the inside of the camera! Now you'll be able to take amazing pictures with eye-popping detail and clarity, where before you probably wouldn't even have taken a camera. DiMAGE X, fits your pocket and your life. Only from Minolta.

This weekend at Montgomery Ward, it’s our Red Tag Sale and Clearance with great savings throughout the store! In “Electric Avenue” all appliances are on sale, plus save up to three hundred dollars on selected electronics. In “Rooms and More”, furniture is on sale, plus take an extra ten per cent off, even on sale prices. And in “Auto Express”, you’ll find great values during our Any-Size, One-Price Tire Sale.

Jay-Z can’t get one. Trump can’t get one. Derek Jeter can’t get one. Are you one in a million? Million by Motorola.

It’s in the baby monitor that lets you see her as well as hear her. It’s what makes taking her temperature as easy as taking her picture--which it also helps you do. It’s even in her favorite teddy bear. Alas, it is nowhere near her poopy diapers. Digital DNA, from Motorola. It’s here.

Classic. Elegant. Legendary. Movado. The Movado Museum watch is recognized for it’s legendary dial design in museums around the world. And for it’s elegance on the wrist of the woman who wears it. We cordially invite you to view the new Museum Diamond Olympian, just one exceptional style from our superb collection of fine Movado timepieces for men and women.

Mr. Allan has lost his mind!! All men, women and kids footwear is on sale. Buy one pair and get another at half-price!! Hurry in – sale ends Sunday.

Did you know there are five fresh ways to get the power and strength from Mr. Clean? To clean your whole home to a shine. Mr. Clean.

Now when you stumble out of bed with a million things to do, at least the coffee's ready. Mr. Coffee Elite Plus coffeemaker starts brewing whenever you say. You decide the night before, push a few buttons and go to bed. You'll wake up to a fresh, hot pot of steaming salvation. Now that's what we call a real eye-opener.

Client: Mundo Tile
Version: Central Texas – Austin
Length: 60 sec. Radio
Date: 07/13/2011

VO: Texas is Great, and all the best is in Texas!

At Mundo Tile, we are proud to be Texan and we very excited to announce the Grand Opening of our new store in Austin!

We invite you to visit Mundo Tile’s store and warehouse in Austin and check out our huge inventory and great variety in ceramic tile, porcelain tile and laminate flooring all in stock and starting at 59 cts. a sqft.

We also offer a beautiful selection of glass and stone pieces, travertine and much more!

Visit us today at 7521 N Lamar blvd. in Austin, just a few steps south from HWY 183

Remember… 7521 N. Lamar blvd in Austin.

And don’t forget to ask for your free standard mortar. Yes! For a limited time, with the purchase of your Tile, the standard mortar is free!

Don’t miss out our Huge Grand opening sale. And take advantage of our products starting at 59 cts. and the standard mortar free!

Mundo Tile
Big Savings. More Flooring

Alternate ending: Visit Mundo Tile, or find us at mundotile.com

Navigon. The only GPS devices with Reality View and Lifetime Traffic. Get from point A to B without a single F.

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At New Age Health Spa, our focus is simple: That each of us has within ourselves, the knowledge and ability to live life as a balanced, healthy person. We provide the teaching, and environment that empowers you to regain and maintain excellent health. At NEW AGE HEALTH SPA, we offer Yoga, meditation, Tai-Chi, hiking, and our delicious natural cuisine.

I trade sweat for strength. I trade sleep for sunrises. I trade doubt for belief. I trade my walking for nothing. Achieve New Balance, Lady Foot Locker.

All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life they will say you’re not good enough or strong enough or talented enough. They’ll say you’re the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be this or achieve this. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand times no- until all the no’s become meaningless. All your life they will tell you no, quite firmly and very quickly. They will tell you no. AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES.

My butt is big and round like the letter C. And ten thousand lunges have made it rounder, but not smaller. And that’s just fine. And those who might scorn it, are invited to kiss it. Just Do It. Nike Women.

Blood and kevlar.

Toil and flywire.

Courage and carbon.

Gold and belief.

Become Epic.

I am lighter than air.

I am stronger than steel.

The great ones understand.

A gold trophy.

It means nothing.

It means everything.

Become epic.

Today I will:

Fight.

Hurt.

Dominate.

Love.

Try.

Try again.

Win.

Win.

Win.

Win again.

Win again.

Win again.

Become epic.

You shouldn’t have to memorize a bunch of key combinations to use a wireless phone. That’s why we’ve given our Nokia 5100 Series digital phones the NaviKey -- a single button that lets you access every feature and function. Guess you could say we have simplicity sewn up. Nokia ... Connecting people.

You shouldn’t have to memorize a bunch of key combinations to use a wireless phone. That’s why we’ve given our Nokia 5100 Series digital phones the NaviKey -- a single button that lets you access every feature and function. Guess you could say we have simplicity sewn up. Nokia ... Connecting people.

If something is missing from your daily life, you’re not alone. Millions of Americans lack the energy and stamina to pursue favorite activities or enjoy time with their family. But thanks to a NordicTrack exerciser, over 1.5 million Americans have discovered that our superior, total-body aerobic workout makes the difference in their lives. Discover how NordicTrack can change your life! Ask for your free video and brochure!

The gift of fragrance goes beyond a lingering loveliness – scent can actually alter a mood. Not only are you pleasing her senses, you may be contributing to an enhanced state of mind.

The most modern way to wear your hair is clean, soft and healthy. And that begins with the best shampoo. Why settle for garden-variety hair care when a handpicked selection is available at Nordstrom?

Soon, the days will be shorter. The temperatures, slightly cooler. Then, the sweaters come out. It’s a fall tradition. Setting a new standard for the classics we love, Norm Thompson has traveled the world for nearly 50 years in search of the best buys. They’re the essence of fall…the essence of Norm Thompson.

Putting. It’s a game within a game. One with many challenges, but few masters. It’s where three feet can feel like three miles. And where good days are separated from bad days by mere inches. It’s where muscle strength doesn’t matter, but mental strength does. And if you lose control of this game, this game controls you. Welcome to Odyssey. It’s time to even the score.

You never thought you could become emotionally attached to a component? Then you've never owned one of ours. Onkyo. Imaginative sight and sound.

For immediate relief that soothes muscle pain right where you need it and lasts up to 8 hours, get Pain Patch by Mentholatum. Pain Patch. Relief that's right - here and now.

The Palm Zire 71 handheld. Perfect in so many ways. Only $299. For a limited time, get a free Palm MP3 Audio Kit, a 99$ value, with purchase. Visit palmOne.com/promotions.

Springtime every time you do dishes. Great scents. Great results. What a sensational way to clean. Palmolive - Tough on Grease, soft on hands.

Panasonic introduces DVD Time Slip. Our newest DVD video recorder has a unique Time Slip function that actually lets you watch the recorded portion of an ongoing show from the beginning-while continuing to record the same show still in progress. First we made DVD possible. Then portable. Now it gets really amazing. Panasonic.

I’m on the radio, so I can’t show you this Panasonic Palmcorder. But that’s okay! Once I tell you how incredibly small and lightweight it is, you won’t mind not seeing it. And with Power Zoom Lens, Full Range Auto Focus, Auto Tracking, and 17 more quality features -- the Panasonic Palmcorder is virtually invisible. PANASONIC PALMCORDER. You don’t even have to see it to believe it.

First we made it possible. Then we made it portable. Panasonic brings you the PalmTheater portable DVD player. It’s the world’s first portable DVD theater. Video Magazine recently said, “Panasonic’s DVD-L10 is without doubt the must-have cool gadget of 2000.” And whether you’re looking for component video, dts digital out, virtual surround sound and more, we’ve got a deck for you. At home or on the road, Panasonic gives you the ultimate DVD experience. Panasonic DVD. It does for movies what the CD did for music.

Right now at Payless, when you buy one pair of sandals, you get the second pair at half off. All men’s, women’s and kids. The Payless Shoe Source, Buy A Pair – Get A Pair At Half Off Sandal Sale. Doesn’t it feel good to pay less?

So, how do you tighten your belt without feeling the pinch? Well, hurry on in to Payless Shoes for the “BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF” sale. Buy one pair of shoes and get the second pair for half off. Pick from every pair in the store. And at these low prices, buying more means saving more.

Payless shoe stores, with new smart fit technology, providing the cushioning, arch support, and room to grow we believe every child deserves.

We’ve got the gifts... You get the savings. Check your newspaper for our holiday circular filled with hundreds of sales specials. Get this Zenith DVD player for just $179. This Zenith 25” color T.V. is now only $199. Give a PC Richard & Son gift card. More styles to choose from.

Hi, I'm Pecos Red, for Justin Boots. Ever heard the term: “All Hat and no cattle”? That’s the problem with a lot of boots – I know. Sounds weird; but the thing of it is that most boots don’t do the same things your feet do, like expand - and - contract when you take a step.
Most boots are rigid, which is why your “dawgs commence to barkin’” and get all swole up, from yer boot-heels
a wanderin’….
At Justin Boots, our technology is a simple i.d. (idea) that comes right out of the way your foot works.
It’s how we build ever’ boot we make.
So’s it expands - and flexes the way your foot does when it’s out riding the range, or just boot-scootin’ out at Billy Bob’s.
For Justin Boots, I’m Pecos Red, remindin’ ya:
Justin Boots Quality – It’s a DANG good thing.
– And, never kick a cow chip on a hot day!

As one of the world's leading publishers of books and articles on dog nutrition, the makers of Pedigree can offer a lifetime of reading on the topic. But for your dog we recommend the condensed version. Healthy nuggets - with anti-oxidants and vitamins to help strengthen your dog's immune system. Crunchy outside, soft inside - Just the way dogs like it. Healthy nuggets, found only in Pedigree.

If you’re looking for the kind of clear, lifelike, intimate video-calling seen in popular movies and television programs, look no further than this Philips PC Webcam with Multimedia Headset. Because that kind of thing doesn’t exist yet, and to keep looking would be a waste of time. And that’s time that would be better spent installing that flux capacitor in your DeLorean. No, the Philips PC Webcam with Multimedia Headset is about the best that a 21st-century citizen with 20 bucks in his pocket will be able to do. This USB-powered set makes video calling easy, assuming you have a PC running Windows XP, a USB 2.0 port, a Skype 2.0 or other messaging service account, and a forward-looking, future-minded spirit. Actually, that doesn’t sound very easy at all. But your reward, if you’re equipped to claim it, will be 30 fps, 640×480 full-motion webcam video with face tracking and digital zoom. Say hello to the Philips PC Webcam with Multimedia Headset, and say goodbye to making prank calls in the nude.

Want to give someone a brand-new hairdo? Photoshop Elements gives you some of the same image-editing tools the pros use for less than $100. It's fun, easy, and undoubtedly the best way to give your mother-in-law that nose she's always deserved.

There are more reasons to shop Pier 1 Imports now. Hundreds of great gift ides for everyone on your list. Great gifts, great style, great value all at Pier 1, only at Pier 1. It’s time to shop at Pier 1, the gift place.

Everybody ‘s getting rid of the bucket because now there’s New Pine Sol Spray and Mop. With the power of Pine Sol, just spray, then mop. No sticky residue and no bucket. Just spray and mop. What could be easier! New Pine Sol Spray and Mop Floor Cleaner, for your whole floor.

There is more out there. More to see. More to hear. More to feel. There is more beauty, excitement, wonder and adrenaline. Where everything you watch, everything you listen to, everything you experience, you experience as though for the very first time. Pioneer- seeing and hearing like never before.

Imagine the looks you'll get, when you push a button, and your DVD-Player's 7 inch screen automatically moves into place. Pioneer DVD-Players let you sit back, and catch your favorite flicks, crush your opponents at video games, and pinpoint your location with a navigation system. No matter where you're going, Pioneer's DVD-Players are sure to turn heads.

There’s only one metal extraordinary enough for this moment. Platinum, the rarest and most enduring of all metals. There’s no finer symbol for a lifetime of love. It’s how you make a moment a milestone – platinum – the most precious of all metals.

Perfect Fit. In half size cups. Like its tailor-made. Playtex introduces My Size. The first range of bras in both regular and half-size cups. Designed especially for you. My Size. From Playtex.

The shaping underwire bra from Playtex Secrets. The great fit you expect, now in a smooth, seamless style. Playtex. Who knows you like we do?

With hundreds of digital cameras to compare, you’ll definitely find one that clicks. If you’re into digital photos or videos, finding the right camera is no longer a shot in the dark. That’s because PriceGrabber.com provides the fastest, most convenient way to locate and research the best products and prices online. Simply choose your criteria, click and within moments you’re comparing cameras by brand, features, popularity and price. While you’re at it, get the lowdown on products and merchants from buyers just like you. Bottom line? Whether you’re shopping for cameras, computers, TVs or thousands of other popular items, PriceGrabber.com provides all the information you need to make the best buying decisions.

I know. You think tissues are wimps. Well, my friends, that's ordinary tissues. Not me. Puffs Extra Strength. I'm the strongest tissue around. Even wet, one of me is stronger than two of these guys. Cause I'm no wimp. Leading brand -- hah! So go ahead --- give me all you got. I'm built for it. As for my name, Puffs ... ah, that's another story. I'd have called myself Tuffs.

For cleaner drier hands, hand them puffs extra strength. When Susie sneezes right through an ordinary 2 ply tissue, her hands touch everyone else’s faster than you can say duck, duck, goose. That’s why there is NEW PUFFS EXTRA STRENGTH. A tissue that’s twice as strong when wet as the leading 2 ply tissues, and 40% thicker. So Puffs Extra Strength has what it takes to help keep hands that touch other hands cleaner and drier. NEW PUFFS EXTRA STRENGTH

Did you know that how you feed your puppy now could impact his lifelong health. Purina Puppy Chow is concentrated nutrition, designed specifically to provide your puppy with the essential nutrients he needs in a 100% complete and balanced formula.

With PUR at the heart of your kitchen every drop of crystal clear water you serve will be healthy and delicious. Purchase PUR today and help us save lives in Kenya with PUR innovative purifying power. Find out more at purewater.com.

When you have a pet...life is better, because pets enrich our lives in immeasurable ways, Purina shares your passion for pets, it's why we continue to do all we can to help pet owners make the world a better place for pets. Purina, your pet, our passion.

Only one in 700 dogs suffers from protein allergies. Only one pet food company discovered this solution. Dogs with food allergies simply cannot tolerate certain protein in their pet food. PURINA not only recognized this potentially life-threatening problem, we were the first pet food company to solve it by creating the first truly hypoallergenic diet where the protein is broken down. Through this discovery, PURINA scientists have found a way to end a dog's allergic reaction. When PURINA SCIENCE is working this hard to improve life for one out of 700 dogs, imagine what we're doing for all the rest.

Did you know a lean puppy is a healthy puppy? That's why today, Purina uses a patented ingredient to create the first and only puppy food with a nutrient proven to help reduce the percentage of body fat. Because when it comes to a puppy's health, Purina Science proves that the right nutrition can make all the difference.

You've never seen anything like this before, Beneful brand dog food from Purina. You'll love the complete nutrition. Your dog will love the taste. He'll only think he's getting spoiled. Beneful from Purina.

(dog thinking:) Keeping up with Mikey’s bicycle racing full-tilt down the path. Playing chase with the neighbor’s dog for hours. Making it into the big lounge chair on the first jump. (anncr:) Is your dog dreaming of being Fit & Trim? Purina Fit & Trim can give your dog back the physique he only dreams of -- leaner, more fit, able to run and play like he once did. That’s because Fit & Trim contains Ultra-Pro, the enhanced protein system specifically designed to help your dog retain lean muscle mass as he loses excess fat. It’s a weight loss breakthrough and only Purina has it. Get him off his tired old dog food and put him back in the game...with Fit & Trim.

PURINA ONE BRAND

We got a dog...for the kids. Okay, so I became attached. Soooo my wife calls it obsessive. I just wanted a perfect food for my dog. Talked to the vet...talked to the breeders...read books...Okay, two words: Go shopping! That’s when I found Purina One Brand Lamb & Rice Formula. First ingredient...lamb. I think we found our dog food. Me...obsessive?...I don’t think so. Purina One. Second to none.

Purina One Special Formula For Cats is made with real chicken. Good news for your cat. Great news for your canary. For a complete adult diet for your cat and the real chicken he wants, give him Purina One Special Formula. Your canary will thank you for it. Purina One. Second to none.

Carpool is here! But you're soo not a morning person. Just not yet ready for that trip to work? How about an energy kick? Have the driver make a stop at Quick Chek. Where our famous coffee is made with the best beans in the land - brewed fresh, every 20 minutes, guaranteed! Quick Chek - where you can create your very own one-of-a-kind coffee concoction. Brewed fresh, priced right. Quick Check - where it's your way for the highway.

Nothing has inspired more excuses than report cards. But now Radio Shack has Compaq Home Computers, with software and internet enhancements specifically for learning. The new Compaq Creative Learning series can help kids do better in school, so they’ll do better in life. Radio Shack. You got questions? We got answers.

Introducing Rain-X-Car Wax. Designed to withstand rain, dirt, UV-rays and the occasional jealous stare. Protection you can see.

Even though I’m busy, I still find time to spin my wheels. If I miss even one day of working out, I’m impossible to live with. So, no matter where I am, I always make time to exercise. That’s why I believe in Reebok. They’re comfortable, lightweight, and they never quit ... just like me. Working out gives me the strength to do whatever I want ... and do it well. And when I’m wearing REEBOKS, there’s nothing I can’t do.

Powered by integrity. Powered by determination. What gives you the power? The REEBOK 3D LUMINA. For maximum lightness and flexibility.

The Earth doesn¹t concern herself with deadlines. Everything is a work in progress. Even after 6 million years, the Colorado River is still patiently carving the Grand Canyon. There’s something to be learned there. Take your time. Breathe deeply. Enjoy the view. Just remember to bring a GPS receiver or a compass so you can find your way home.

Get outside yourself. Visit our stores nationwide. www.rei.com or call 1.800.426.4840.

Want a better way to grill? When you're packet cooking with Reynolds Wrap Heavy Duty Foil, the flavor ends up right where it should: in your mouth. Reynolds Wrap. It's the way that you do it.

Here's some cool and relaxing news. Every Rheem central air conditioner gives you the added value of a genuine scroll compressor. So you can enjoy cool, quiet, efficient and reliable operation - year after year. Rheem air conditioners provide superior comfort solutions for your home or business that are unmatched in features and benefits. When it comes to air conditioning...relax. It's Rheem.

Introducing a whole new line of over 30 professional-grade power tools from RIGID that’ll seriously outperform what you are using now. These tools are packed with the features you want. Like Exactline laser precision. Motors that last up to five times longer. A dual-port battery charger that gets you to full power in half the time. And the best warranty in the business. Need we say more? RIGID. Powerful. Durable. Professional.

He makes you laugh
Actually likes snuggling and never channel surfs.
Doesn't he deserve a little extra attention from you?
Each year, dogs of all ages, breeds, and sizes develop arthritis
So pay close attention to yours
If you notice a loss of mobility or energy level after normal activity
Find out how Rimadyl has helped nearly 1 million dogs with arthritis put quality of life ahead of their pain

To unlock the secrets of the ocean, Dr. Robert Ballard uses the most sophisticated underwater equipment. Including his Rolex Submariner. Equipped with a Triplock winding crown, modeled on the operation of a submarine hatch, the Submariner would seem the natural choice to accompany Dr. Ballard on all his explorations of the world’s oceans and seas.

Drink free water again. Introducing the water bottle with a filter. Our personal-size bottle filters up to 960 glasses of H2O, reducing lead and chlorine by up to 98%. And since filtered water is cheaper per glass than bottled, it makes the stuff coming out of your faucet taste just as good as the stuff you pay for. From Rubbermaid. Ideas that last.

Finally a place for all your bats, helmets, sticks, pads, and mitts. The Rubbermate Sport Station, it gives new meaning to the term "organized sports." Get the Sport Station, new from Rubbermaid.

If I’ve caught you with your faithful S.O.S. pad, scrubbing large amounts of burned Beef Wellington from your oven racks, please excuse the interruption. But if S.O.S. usually solves a smaller problem in your cooking life -- a little spill here, some dried crusty thing there -- meet S.O.S. Juniors. The same ever-faithful S.O.S. pad. Just smaller. So if your little cooking adventures sometimes go just slightly awry -- keep a little faith handy -- S.O.S. JUNIORS. The same. Just smaller.

These days, lunch time is spent at my desk. And shopping gets sandwiched between office hours and after hours. Then I’m off to SAKS for their exclusive collection -- The Works. I can get an entire wardrobe together in a flash. Great looking separates in a one-stop shop. Give me The Works any time. It’s the only way I know to look my best and stay on schedule too.

Home decorating…It’s making your home both comfortable and beautiful while staying within your budget. At Samsondale Furniture we make it easy. We understand your need for relaxed living at affordable prices. We offer both free financing and free decorating assistance with our popular Broyhill Showcase Gallery. Samsondale Furniture. Located on nearby Route 9W.

The Samsung r225. With looks and sounds like these, what other excuse do you need? Samsung Digitall. Everyone’s invited.

Samsung's DLP TV is an amazing combination of incredible engineering, exquisite design and stunning visuals-and when you turn in on it gets even better. So discover the ultimate home theater experience and put it where it belongs-your house.

Samsung is the official HDTV of the NFL three years running and is now their #1 HDTV pick fro in-stadium coaches’ booths. And since all games are being bradcast in HD, there’s no better time to get a Samsung HDTV. The NFL and Samsung. The decision is clear.

High resolution stills. Full mini digital video. Now one camera gives you both. With its swiveling dual lens, the DuoCam literally transforms from a 4.13 megapixel camera into a high-performance digital camcorder and back again. So when it comes to deciding whether you want still or video, the choice is easy: both. Only from Samsung.

It took six Ph.Ds to design a VCR a five-year-old could use. Using a VCR shouldn’t require a degree in electrical engineering. Even if you flunked VCR 101, the new Sansui SV-7’s easy-to-follow, on-screen programming, and full function remote will make you a technical wizard in no time. So you’ll spend more time enjoying your VCR than you will programming it. The SANSUI SV-7. Sight and sound made better!

At Saturn, we're taking a road less travelled by other car companies. One that began with the idea of building a car with honesty, and teamwork and pride. instead of just an assembly line. A road that continued with a belief that our cars should be just as enjoyable to buy as they are to drive. A path we've followed by listening to our customers and learning from where we travelled yesterday and having the guts to question if it was the right way. A route carved by nothing more really than a lot of desire and some common sense. It's a road that has taken us far. To the homes and hearts of Canadians from east to west. And as far as we're concerned, it's a road with no end in sight, except the vision of a car company, that is always trying to do better.

Scotch Brand brings you Pop Up Tape Strips. They free up both hands, so wrapping’s never been easier. Pop up Tape Strips, from Scotch Brand.

Sophie, don’t argue with me on this one. Use a Scotch-Brite Sponge, the blue one with the white scrubby on the flip side. It’ll take care of that built-up soap scum in half the time -- with no scratching. If your goal is to reduce cleaning time, but not cleanliness -- and isn’t that everyone’s? -- just utilize every housecleaner’s most cherished right: the right to have and to hold SCOTCH-BRITE SPONGES.

Sears has always saved you money, but now we can save your kids from a lifetime of embarrassment. Because their school pictures will never look better when you shop for their clothes at the biggest back-to-school sale of the season at Sears. The kids will love all the brand names, like Lee, Levis, Canyon River Blues, Bugle Boy, Swat, Oshkosh, HealthTex, and more. You’ll love that they’re all on sale. So give your kids the gift of great-looking school pictures. Come on in to SEARS for our biggest back-to-school sale of the season.

This Saturday at Sears, something you want is on sale. Guaranteed. Take 10 percent off practically everything, even sale prices, during our huge Customer Appreciation Sale. Yep, the whole store is yours. So is the sale, and you can’t miss that. This Saturday, at Sears.

If your air conditioning isn’t keeping you cool, it’s time to talk to someone you know. Call 1-800-545-9000 for a free in-home estimate on a new Kenmore air conditioning system. Call now and get zero percent financing for three months. No billing, no payments, no finance charges until October on your Sears charge home improvement plan. When you choose Sears for central air conditioning you can be sure of quality installation and performance. That’s guaranteed. Whether you’re adding central air or replacing it, call Sears now at 1-800-545-9000.

Canyon River Blues, a line of jeans found only at Sears. They fit right. They feel right. Hey, if I were in charge, man would live in jeans, these jeans. CANYON RIVER BLUES ... only at SEARS.

OH! Welcome to my commercial. I just want to tell you about what a great experience I had buying new carpet from Sears. Well, I went to Sears and found that DuPont no-stain carpets were on sale through Saturday. They also offered free installation guaranteed. If you want one of America’s premiere carpet brands, just go to Sears. It’s DuPont Stainless in hundreds of colors and textures, on sale through Saturday, at Sears.

The great Fall Fashion Event is going on right now at Sears. Right now find great savings on snuggly sweaters and warm coats for the whole family plus find great fitting men’s jeans on sale. Come in right now for the Sears Great Fall Fashion Event. Sears: Good life. Great price.

Jambalaya for six or crème brulee for one? Now there's a dishwasher that can tell the difference. Until now, dishwashers couldn't figure out the difference between a large load and a small one. Introducing Kenmore Elite Ultra Wash with SmartWash technology. The beautiful brainiac of dishwashers.

A business appointment ... gotta be on time. A plane to catch ... allow for heavy traffic. Sooner rather than later, you’ve got to get there ... not a minute to spare ... and when the time is right, you’re on top of the world ... Seiko introduces the Grand Elite ... a watch for the man who’s never late. THE SEIKO GRAND ELITE ...the time is right!

Your watch runs as long as you do. Plus seven days. IWC Shaffhausen Since 1868.

Introducing a television experience like no other. The Sharp 37" Liquid Crystal TV. A masterpiece of design and technology. Plus, low watt consumption means an environmentally friendly way to watch television. Sharp. Inspired design for the way you live.

Looking for that great Valentine’s Day gift for the love of your life? Sixth Avenue Electronics has it! Give the love of your life a new television, DVD player, cellular phone, digital camera, or any of the greatest electronics in the world. Curl up and cuddle with your loved one with the greatest movies of all time with a new DVD player, or high definition television for unparalleled clarity.

Smallbone is England’s leading maker of bespoke kitchens, proud to serve clients in the USA. Each kitchen is individually created by Smallbone designers and hand built by our skilled craftsmen in Devizes, England. US installations are overseen by Smallbone’s own customer service team. For more information, please call 800 763 0096

Like for a really long time, my girlfriend Bambi and I have been in search of a truly significant shopping experience. I mean, a mall is a mall is a mall, right? Well, like wrong! The other day, we went to the Smith Haven Mall. I mean, like the coolest stores you’ve ever seen: Pottery Barn, Country Road, Castle Rock, Victoria’s Secret, and, like tons more. It was totally cosmic. The cutest guys will even park your car. Sign me up, fer sure. Trust me, I know my malls. The SMITH HAVEN MALL, at the corner of Middle Country Road and Vets Highway, is where I found the true, and elusive meaning ... of shopping.

Kill bacteria without killing your tub. New Antibacterial Soft Scrub. Now Soft Scrub Cleanser kills 99.9% of household germs and bacteria, while it cleans and removes stains. Yet, it’s as kind as ever to your surfaces. Soft Scrub by Clorox. Use only as directed.