Dr. Evil: Sorry I’m late Doctor Ghastly. I’m... What’s that smell?
Dr. Ghastly: Oh, morning chief! I’m just putting the finishing touches on our latest world domination device.
Dr. Evil: World domination device?
Dr. Ghastly: Yes! I just discovered an untapped source of immense power! Stink power!
Dr. Evil: Stink power??
Dr. Ghastly: Assorted soft cheese, a token skunk, dirty gym clothes and a commode for bouquet. I found that if you combine multiple foul odors, run them through a sonic transducer, and stick some robotic legs on it, you get the ALL MIGHTY STINK RAY!
Dr. Evil: So, how does it work???
Dr. Ghastly: Just push the button and see.
Dr. Evil: Okay!
Dr. Ghastly: Now watch the monitor!
Dr. Evil: Wow! That stink gun is magnificent!
Dr. Ghastly: Thanks, Chief!
Dr. Evil: I want to stink up more cities!
Dr. Ghastly: Be my guest!
Dr. Evil: Here’s to world domination, hah! Wait! We’ve got some email! Look! It’s email from the league of nations! It looks like our stinky little plan is working! Ghastly! Prepare the video phone! It’s time to conduct some business! What we have here is a simple case of supply and demand! I supply the end to their stinky problem and I demand three gagillion dollars in return! - and a small piece of land in Montana. They have one hour to decide!
