Miss Johnson: Oh, hello, Jack! Perfect timing!

Mailman: Why hello, Miss Johnson! Got your mail right here!

Miss Johnson: Thank you, Jack.

Mailman: My pleasure. Take care and have a wonderful time in Las Vegas.

Miss Johnson: Thank you, Jack. I’ve been looking forward to this trip for ..... hey. How did you know I was going to Las Vegas?

Mailman: I saw your ticket.

Miss Johnson: How did you see my ticket?

Mailman: Oh, its in the envelope right there under that nice letter you got from your boyfriend. I especially liked the part he wrote about how he’s a ship, and you’re the rudder. Hope you don’t mind if I use that one on my wife! Also, I noticed your credit card is nearly maxed out. Might want to start eating at home a little more. Of course, going to Vegas doesn’t help any....

Miss Johnson: You.... read my mail??

Mailman: Oh, a few of us did. But don’t worry. We won’t tell anybody about the Botox treatments you’ve been billed for. Listen, I gotta run. Mr. Samson’s probably pacing his front stoop waiting for his women’s lingerie catalogues to arrive! Have a good trip!

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