Ben & Jerry's Freezer Fairies (for one reader)

Hey, it's me. The Ben & Jerry's Freezer Fairy. That's what I said. Ben & Jerry's Freezer Fairy. You know some people don't believe in Freezer Fairies. Doesn't bother me. I know I’m here.

So listen up. Here's how it works. Do something good out there in the world and bang. I stick a pint or two of Ben & Jerry's in your freezer when no one is looking.

Now, do something bad and boom! No Ben & Jerry's. Plus I stick something really weird in your freezer like frozen clams.

Hey! I ain't no lightweight fairy that tap dances on moonbeams and stuff.

I work for a living. I got bills to pay.

Just like you guys.

So where was I?

Let's review. Do something good....

I sneak some Ben & Jerry's into your freezer. Maybe some Cherry Garcia.

Or some Chunky Monkey. But do something bad....

And no Ben & Jerry's in YOUR freezer!

Plus I mess with your head a little bit.

OK, till next time. I wish you a freezer full of love and surprises.

Be good out there.

OR ELSE!