United Way Mission: Impossible

Good morning Mr. Phelps:

The agencies and programs you are looking at are facing critical challenges. With federal and state budget cuts, many do not have the funds they need to tackle specific projects. Video surveillance has captured a few agencies recruiting undercover volunteers.

Never before have your services been needed by so many.

This will be a tough assignment; you can not do it alone.

To accomplish your mission, you will need to align yourself with an elite team.

Your team must be willing to donate their time, roll up their sleeves, and exhibit an abundance of caring power to complete 64 specialized projects.

Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it, is to increase awareness of local nonprofits and show what a team of top-notch volunteers can accomplish.

As always, should you or any member of your DOC Team be caught or photographed, United Way will divulge all your actions in their 2011 Day of Caring Volunteer Salute.

This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

Good luck, Jim