Script submitted by bonemaster2

Todd, you might think all these awards mean something to somebody, but to me they are no more important then this cup of coffee I'm sipping from. [sip]

Let me tell you something, not that you're going to like it. If I strip away all the meaning behind your coffee and these awards, they are just things. If they are ever to receive a value again, it won't be because there were once someone's possesion or accolade. Their value will be determined by the one value everyone understands, and that's cash.

[Sip]

Also, you need to understand we too much pride in too many things just to feel happy. Since this awards are not preparing you for the struggles ahead.