Comfortable Mortgage from "Step Into The Spotlight" by Tsufit p.137

“Two things in life never seem to fit quite right. Your panty hose and your mortgage. Can’t really help you with the panty hose thing, but I can help you make sure that your mortgage doesn’t bind. That it’s not too tight, that it feels comfortable.
I’m Jessica Blow. I’m a mortgage consultant. Making life more comfortable, one mortgage at a time.”