Grip Top Sock - Version 2

Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A dip drape ship shape tip top sock,
Not your spiv-slick slap stick slip slop stock,
But a plastic, elastic, grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap stock
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop;
Not a knick-knack knock-kneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker clock
Not a rucked up, puckered up, flop top sock,
Nor a super sheer seersucker rucksack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog freckled cheap sheik’s sock
Off a hodgepodge moss- blotched scotch-botched block
Nothing slip shop, drip drop, flip flop, or glip glop;
Tip me to a tip-top grip-top sock.