Lottery

1st person: Hey Russell, how’s the fishin’?

2nd Person: Well, yesterday I caught a ten foot shark. Yep, and inside I found a pair of pants.

1st person: My goodness.

2nd person: Yep, and inside them pants was a wallet.

1st. Person: Wait a minute.

2nd person: Inside that wallet was a winning cash five ticket.

1st. Person: For one hundred grand?

2nd person: Yup...one lump sum.

1st. Person: That’s some day of fishin’!

2nd person I’ll say. I needed a new wallet.

Announcer: Now that the Connecticut Lottery has cash drawings every night, winning a hundred grand is starting to feel...well...everyday.

2nd person: Cash five,

1st & 2nd: Another day...another hundred thousand dollars.