Choccy Philly, Don't Be Silly

I found this offending item in my local supermarket. It’s a Philadelphia and Cadbury chocolate mash up. It’s a monstrosity. It’s cheese and chocolate, chocolate and cheese. Just to prove how not on it is, I had to buy it and try it. Yes, you see, as I predicted that’s really…unusual. Mmmm. I mean, choccy Philly, don’t be silly. I’ll have to finish this now.