Hectic Mom

Mom: As a mom, life can get pretty hectic.
Son: Mom Buddy's drinking out of the toilet again!
Mom: What! Where's all the water?
Son: Your standing in it!
Mom: What! Oh My Gosh! That's why I use Milton's Meatloaf it's fast, easy, and no mess. I wish life could be that easy.
Son: Oh, Oh
Mom: Tommy!!