Haunted Hotel Spirit Dude

So you think you are brave enough to pass through my doors? Foolish mortals, when will you learn? Don’t you know you are not welcome here? When you walked through that door – you chose to leave your world - and enter mine! You’re in the spirit world now. We are all around you, above you, below you, and… (pause) behind you. (Sinister chuckle)

These walls have seen many changes over the course of history - but none like you will witness here tonight.

Move quickly and don’t look back - for one wrong turn could result in your eternal stay with us. Stay close together and follow your assigned guide; they are your only hope of making it out alive!

(Laughter)