Columbus Blue Jackets

Wife: Hey honey, let’s check out that new partners website you’ve been talking about

Husband: Really?? Are...are you sure?

Wife: Yeah! I know how much you want to, so, what the heck...let’s do it!

Husband: Alright! Let me just pull up the website...

Wife: You already have it book marked?

Husband: Umm... Guilty

Okay, let’s try... Columbus area couple seeks partners to share their...passion. Need a commitment for at least 10 to 20 times a year...

Wife: Sounds good! Do you think we’ll get a response?

Husband: We should! It’s the hottest thing in Columbus...

Announcer: Columbus, are you ready for some fast, hard hitting action? Then check out the Columbus Blue Jackets’ new Personal Seat License Partner Program. We’ll find you a partner who loves the Blue Jackets as much as you do, but doesn’t want to... or can’t commit to... a full season’s worth of games or the full cost of a PSL. To find your partner, visit, or call 1-800-NHL-COLS today. But you better hurry - once these seats are gone, they’re gone for good. The Columbus Blue Jackets. Your team!