Dr. Seusses Socks with 2 voices

"Oh my dear...
What do you want for Christmas this year?"
"Hmm...
Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,"
"A clip drape shipshape tip top sock?"
"Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop."
"Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock."
"Not a supersheet seersucker ruck sack sock,"
"Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block."
"Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock."
"Oh... Well I do hope it won't be too expensive."