I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing!

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing

Ralph: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Wife: You ate it Ralph.
Ralph: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Wife: No Ralph, I ate it.
Ralph: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Wife: Take two Alka-Seltzer.

Announcer: Alka-Seltzer neutralizes all the acid your stomach has churned out. For your upset stomach and headache take Alka-Seltzer and feel better fast.

Wife: Did you drink your Alka-Seltzer?
Ralph: The whole thing!