Scientology Script

DIRECTIONS:
COMMANDING VOICE MEANINGFUL AND DEEP
Dianetics. By L. Ron Hubbard.
Discover the Reactive Mind,
the source of your stress,
self-doubt and unwanted
emotions--and get rid of it.
Go to Dianetics.org
There are words to describe every step we take
Every moment
Every memory
Every landmark
Milestone
Words for the joy
And the sorrow
The victories and the triumphs
The defeat that pushes us into the shadows
And the inspiration that brings us back
But through all of life’s journey
There is no language adequate to describe
The ultimate heights you can attain
Your full potential.
DIRECTIONS:
WITH PRESENCE, CERTAIN, SURE AND FRIENDLY AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A FAMILY MEMBER THAT YOU LOVED AND NOW ISN'T AROUND ANYMORE, BUT YOU ARE DESCRIBING HIM WITH ALL THE GOOD THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES YOU HAVE ABOUT HIM.
He was the nation’s youngest Eagle Scout at the age of 13
And twice journeyed to Asia before the advent of commercial flight
He attended America’s first class on nuclear physics
And was a pioneer at the dawn of American aviation
He led expeditions into then remote islands as a member of the famed Explorer’s Club
And was a giant in the Golden Age of Pulp Fiction
He was a master mariner, licensed to captain vessels on any ocean
And a United States Naval Officer who commanded corvettes during World War II
His landmark work on the human mind rode bestseller lists for 100 consecutive weeks
And he’s the most published and translated author of all time
He is L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology